{"product_id":"chris-farley-1-100th-oz-gold-bar","title":"Chris Farley 1\/100th oz Gold Bar","description":"\u003cp\u003eWell, la-dee-freakin-da! It’s time to hold onto your pants and shut your flanholes! The “fat guy in a little coat” is now literally on a gold bar.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eAre you 35? Divorced? Looks like you’re missing one other thing. A van down by the river. Sadly we don’t have a van we can just give you, but fortunately we have this World’s Smallest Gold Bar.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePRODUCT DETAILS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWeight: 1\/100 oz\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGrade: .9999 Fine Gold\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDimensions: 15 mm (L) x \u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e8.5\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e mm (W) x .05 mm (H)\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #ff2a00;\"\u003eIMPORTANT NOTE: ITEM NOT ELIGIBLE FOR DISCOUNTS OR FREE SHIPPING. Please allow 4 weeks for orders to process and ship. Due to the Limited Edition nature of these bars, ALL SALES ARE FINAL. NO RETURNS.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Chris Farley","offers":[{"title":"Gold \/ 1\/100 oz","offer_id":40848605020355,"sku":"RC21032-GLD-RC","price":57.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0065\/0022\/files\/Bill-Birthday-Gold-Bar-PDP_1-2.jpg?v=1762534260","url":"https:\/\/www.thechivery.com\/en-ca\/products\/chris-farley-1-100th-oz-gold-bar","provider":"The Chivery","version":"1.0","type":"link"}