AAI John Copper Coin 1 oz

$39.00 USD

Covers loss or damage of precious metals during transit



By now most of you know about the inter-office rivalry I have with Emily Johns AKA “The Queen of Coins”. It all started in Key West at the vibrator races for charity. Emily won 3 heats vs. my 1. At a three-vibrator-to-one disadvantage, I was the clear underdog. Against all odds, I emerged victorious. 

Calling upon all the wisdom and knowledge I gleaned from my vibrator race triumph. I plan on turning my disadvantage into my greatest strength. 

Sure, Emily’s is a coin of firsts – She’s the first woman on a coin. The first dog wearing a mirror ball helmet on a coin, etc. Not bad.

Mine is also a coin of firsts. Never before has a man getting an anal probe from aliens been so expertly etched on a proof coin. I’m really taking it. 

IMPORTANT NOTE: ITEM NOT ELIGIBLE FOR DISCOUNTS OR FREE SHIPPING. Please allow up to 6-8 weeks for your coin to ship. Due to the Limited Edition nature of these coins, ALL SALES ARE FINAL. NO RETURNS.

Master-crafted from solid copper, these coins are more than just a collector's item: they are art. Secure your investment today, and watch the value of your precious metal coin grow for years to come.


  • Limited Edition of 250
  • Weight: 1 oz
  • Grade: .999 Fine Copper
  • Diameter: 39 mm