They protect. They attack. They ack! Ack! Ack! Where were you when the martians attacked? I don't know much about alien weapons, but I'm pretty sure the ACK! tee will save you from total annihilation.
How Does It Fit
Standard fit.
Care Instructions
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors. Tumble dry low heat or lay flat to dry. Medium heat iron. Do not iron on design.