In life, there are only two things you can know for certain: That you're gonna die, and that Texas is probably going to be your murderer. Just kidding!
Without state income taxes, Ben Franklin's "death and taxes" motto just ain't the same. As Texans, we know we have it just a little better than the rest.
So, our brand-new, super-soft Death and Texas T-shirt celebrates everything there is to love about the Lone Star State. For one, living here is way-way-WAY better than being dead.
Custom cut and sewn to deliver a premium quality fit. Not too big or small, just right.
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors. Tumble dry low heat or lay flat to dry. Medium heat iron. Do not iron on design.
50% cotton/ 50% polyester ultra soft knit fabric. durable 3/4" ribbed neck. taped seam shoulder to shoulder. double needle sleeve and bottom hem.
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Please allow at least 1-3 business days for order processing of in-stock merchandise, unless otherwise noted on the product pages. Once your order leaves our warehouse in Austin TX, the shipping speed selected at checkout determines how quickly the carrier delivers your order. Please see our FAQs for more information.
Items may be exchanged/returned within 45 days of delivery, as long as the item is in the same condition in which you received it. Contact Us to let us know your preference. Please note all returned items must be in their original condition: unused, unwashed, and unworn. Additionally, swimwear and all intimate apparel items cannot be exchanged or returned due to sanitary reasons. Please see our FAQs for more information.