"Chris would be better than any of these bozos" - Kevin Farley
You can get a good look at a T-bone by sticking your head up a bull's ass, but why not take our word for it? Chris Farley is the best candidate to run for President of the United States!
So whether you're a Democrat, a Republican, an Independent or you just don't give a damn, we can all agree: this election cycle has been a circus. That's why our new Vote For Farley T-shirt just says "Fuck it. Let's all write in The Lejund himself."
What was his economic policy? DON'T LIVE IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER. His education policy? DON'T LIVE IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER. His stance on Syria? Well, that's to be determined... Just say "Well lad dee freakin dah!" in 2016 and show your support of The Ostrich Party's official candidate!
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50% cotton/ 50% polyester ultra soft knit fabric. durable 3/4" ribbed neck. taped seam shoulder to shoulder. double needle sleeve and bottom hem.
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