Why settle for the standard walk of shame or some cheap ride on the Looks-like-Hell Locomotive or the Stained Tee Steam Engine?
No, you want to get where you're not going in life fast.
All aboard the Hot Mess Express.
With this T-shirt, you can show your pride in how far your successes have slipped away from you, into the deep abyss of nihilism, with no hope of escape.
Custom cut and sewn to deliver a premium quality fit. Not too big or small, just right.
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors. Tumble dry low heat or lay flat to dry. Medium heat iron. Do not iron on design.
50% polyester / 25% cotton / 25% rayon ultra soft knit fabric. durable 3/4" ribbed neck. taped seam shoulder to shoulder. double needle sleeve and bottom hem.
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Items may be exchanged/returned within 45 days of delivery, as long as the item is in the same condition in which you received it. Contact Us to let us know your preference. Please note all returned items must be in their original condition: unused, unwashed, and unworn. Additionally, swimwear and all intimate apparel items cannot be exchanged or returned due to sanitary reasons. Please see our FAQs for more information.