Phallus 1 Tee
It's a bird! It's a plane! It's...male genitalia? Take note from Bezos, who took note from Dr. Evil, and Launch into the lower reaches of outer space in the Phallus 1 tee.
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors. Tumble dry low heat or lay flat to dry. Medium heat iron. Do not iron on design.
60/40 Combed ring-spun cotton/poly ultra soft knit fabric. Durable ½” baby rib set-in collar. Shoulder-to-shoulder taped seam. Side seam. Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem.