Our Schwing Machine T-shirt mixes mid-90s catcalling, rocker lingo (WE'RE NOT WORTHY), and cheap alcohol. Which, if you think about it, is probably the best combination ever.
We're stupid-proud of this tee, firstly because it was a bound to happen and secondly (as far as we know) we're the first to ever think of it.
So get this shirt, and go from zero to PARTY TIME, EXCELLENT in no time flat.
Custom cut and sewn to deliver a premium quality fit. Not too big or small, just right.
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors. Tumble dry low heat or lay flat to dry. Medium heat iron. Do not iron on design.
60% combed ring-spun cotton / 40% polyester ultra soft knit fabric. durable baby ribbed neck. tear away label.
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