A couple hundred years ago, it was customary for a guy to ask the object of his affection to take his hand at the town ball on the promenade. Or perhaps he would serenade outside their window with a time-honored ballad sung by his elders around campfires.
Oh, how far we've come.
These days, subtlety is overrated. When you know what you want you just have to go for it. Two simple words are all you need to let that special someone know where you stand. Send. Nudes.
This Chivery exclusive from our friends at Buy Me Brunch lets 'em know that you're basically a walking inbox for poorly-lit selfies in various states of disrobe. Or something like that.
This bad boy is printed on a superbly-soft and expertly durable cotton/poly blend. It'll look great on you, but even better on the bedroom floor.
Custom cut and sewn to deliver a premium quality fit. Not too big or small, just right.
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors. Tumble dry low heat or lay flat to dry. Medium heat iron. Do not iron on design.
50/25/25 poly/combed ring-spun cotton/rayon ultra soft knit fabric. Durable ½” baby rib set-in collar. Shoulder-to-shoulder taped seam. Side seam. Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem.
|CHEST SIZE (in)||CHEST (in)||LENGTH (Top shoulder to hem) (in)|
|S||35 - 37||18 1/4||27 1/2|
|M||38 - 40||19 3/4||28 1/2|
|L||41 - 43||21 1/4||29 1/2|
|XL||44 - 47||22 3/4||30 1/2|
|2XL||48 - 51||24 3/4||31 1/2|
|3XL||52 - 54||26 3/4||32 1/2|
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