A couple hundred years ago, it was customary for a guy to ask the object of his affection to take his hand at the town ball on the promenade. Or perhaps he would serenade outside their window with a time-honored ballad sung by his elders around campfires.
Oh, how far we’ve come.
These days, subtlety is overrated. When you know what you want you just have to go for it. Two simple words are all you need to let that special someone know where you stand. Send. Nudes.
This Chivery exclusive from our friends at Buy Me Brunch lets ‘em know that you’re basically a walking inbox for poorly-lit selfies in various states of disrobe. Or something like that.
This bad boy is printed on a superbly-soft and expertly durable cotton/poly blend. It’ll look great on you, but even better on the bedroom floor.
Slimfit, size up for extra comfort.
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors. Tumble dry low heat or lay flat to dry. Medium heat iron. Do not iron on design.
50% polyester / 25% cotton / 25% rayon ultra soft knit fabric. durable 3/4" ribbed neck. taped seam shoulder to shoulder. double needle sleeve and bottom hem
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Items may be exchanged/returned within 45 days of delivery, as long as the item is in the same condition in which you received it. Contact Us to let us know your preference. Please note all returned items must be in their original condition: unused, unwashed, and unworn. Additionally, swimwear and all intimate apparel items cannot be exchanged or returned due to sanitary reasons. Please see our FAQs for more information.