Small Penis Card

Happy birthday! We all have those friends, family members, co-workers, and acquaintances who deserve the best of the best. The Never-ending birthday song is designed to be the life of the next birthday party.

PRODUCT DETAILS

• Dimensions: 5" x 7"
• Up to four hours of continuously looping announcement that says, "EVERYONE. I HAVE A SMALL PENIS. LOOK AT HOW SMALL MY PENIS IS."
• The only way to stop the music is to destroy the card. When destroyed, a payload of fine glitter is there to make one final joke