Our Sotally Tober T-shirt celebrates the fact that you don't have be drunk to fuck up words, but it sure does help.
"Officer" becomes "ossifer" and "Totally Sober" becomes, well, "Sotally Tober." So get out there, drink too much, and do horrible things to the English language.
Custom cut and sewn to deliver a premium quality fit. Not too big or small, just right.
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors. Tumble dry low heat or lay flat to dry. Medium heat iron. Do not iron on design.
60/40 Combed ring-spun cotton/poly ultra soft knit fabric. Durable ½” baby rib set-in collar. Shoulder-to-shoulder taped seam. Side seam with feminine curve. Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem.
|CHEST (in)||BUST (in)||LENGTH (Top shoulder to hem) (in)|
|S||30||16 1/4||25 1/2|
|2XL||40||21 1/4||28 7/8|
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