Tell all your friends where you stand on the war on drugs ,you stand... lying down... on the bed... with a pillow... in a onesie... watching Friends reruns.
This TAKE NAPS NOT DRUGS tee from Buy Me Brunch is the T-shirt equivalent of a Public Service Announcement. Because, believe it or not, a lot of people don't know that owls just fucking love to take naps. Especially if they've only got to close one eye to do it.
Custom cut and sewn to deliver a premium quality fit. Not too big or small, just right.
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors. Tumble dry low heat or lay flat to dry. Medium heat iron. Do not iron on design.
50/25/25 poly/combed ring-spun cotton/rayon ultra soft knit fabric. Durable ½” baby rib set-in collar. Shoulder-to-shoulder taped seam. Side seam. Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem.
|CHEST SIZE (in)||CHEST (in)||LENGTH (Top shoulder to hem) (in)|
|S||35 - 37||18 1/4||27 1/2|
|M||38 - 40||19 3/4||28 1/2|
|L||41 - 43||21 1/4||29 1/2|
|XL||44 - 47||22 3/4||30 1/2|
|2XL||48 - 51||24 3/4||31 1/2|
|3XL||52 - 54||26 3/4||32 1/2|
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