What Would Jesus Bowl
I see you rolled your way into the semis. Dios mio.
Despite the low-key heroics of The Dude, the REAL hero of the Coen Bros. legendary bowling flick was Jesus Quintana who, as you know, nobody f*cks with.
So, even if you don’t roll on Shabbos, you can still pay your respects to The Jesus with this limited edition tee, hot off the presses from Ostrich Imports.
*cue the flamenco version of Hotel California*
This one-of-a-kind tee is constructed of 50% polyester / 25% cotton / 25% rayon ultra soft knit fabric and goes great with oriental rugs and White Russians.
Custom cut and sewn to deliver a premium quality fit. Not too big or small, just right.
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors. Tumble dry low heat or lay flat to dry. Medium heat iron. Do not iron on design.
50% polyester / 25% cotton / 25% rayon ultra soft knit fabric. durable 3/4" ribbed neck. taped seam shoulder to shoulder. double needle sleeve and bottom hem.