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The Luck of The Ostrich Is Upon Us

The Luck of The Ostrich Is Upon Us

The Luck of the Ostrich found us this year, in a field of four leaf clovers, a pot of gold awaited us, and we're ready to spread it around the world.

 

 

Starting February 24th, some Lucky SOBs will have the Luck of the Ostrich delivered directly to their doorstep, and Bill O'Murray, the KCCO Shamrock, the KCCO Beer Cap Clover, and the Ostrich Kilt are your lucky charms. Some lucky SOBs will get them before they run out, and the luckiest of the lucky may find these charms to be much more valuable to them than they anticipated.

 

  

Now, some may consider the Luck of the Ostrich to be a myth. A fairy tale, conjured up by the most ridiculous minds to propose a preposterous assertion: the largest bird known to man is unbelievably lucky, especially around St. Patty's Day. While we're not here to turn skeptics into believers, we must let it be known that this magical luck is, in fact, a reality. 

 

And we're going to prove it to you. So Chivers, you tell us... who's going to get lucky? The Luck of the Ostrich is anything but a myth. Dare we say, it may soon be a legend.

We had a blank tee, baby... And we wrote your name.

We had a blank tee, baby... And we wrote your name.

Some might shy away from bearing a legend's name on their chest. "It's a lot to live up to," they'll say. "Those are big shoes to fill, and I don't know if I'm ready."

 

Well, let's be honest, Chivers, as a nation, we recognize and respect the awesomeness that is BFM. Every time we slip into a T-shirt that bears his face, we do so with reverence. We do so with pride, and that goes without saying for anybody.

 

Anyone would represent Bill Murray's name with pride, and we just happened to stumble upon someone doing just that. Someone adored by millions. Someone cute, someone lovely, someone that deserves a tip of our hat and a thank you for being so awesome.

 

 

 

We're not going to hate, we're not going to fake, but we couldn't shake it. We had a blank tee, baby, and we wrote your name. And it'll never go out of style. T.Swift, this is for you.

We're not going to hate, we're not going to fake, but we couldn't shake it. We had a blank tee, baby, and we wrote your name. And it'll never go out of style. T.Swift, this is for you.

We're not going to hate, we're not going to fake, but we couldn't shake it. We had a blank tee, baby, and we wrote your name. And it'll never go out of style. T.Swift, this is for you.

Shipped with Love this Valentine's Day. And For Free

Shipped with Love this Valentine's Day. And For Free

Love is in the air, and we're feeling it. There's a little something else we're feeling, as well, but there's no need to get into all that. This Valentine's Day, shipping on all orders will be free when you use the coupon code: FREELOVE, which we will happily package and send along with your items. And y'all thought the glowsticks were an awesome drop-in.

 

Enjoy your Valentine's Day, everyone, and remember: whether you're in a committed relationship or forever alone, FREELOVE is coming your way, so if anything, we'll be your loving partners.

 

*Free shipping applies to all standard, continental U.S. orders with discount code FREELOVE. Upgrades to UPS Ground or other Expedited Shipping options are not included in this promotion. A flat surcharge of $4 is charged for some large or oversized items.

This Valentine's Day, shipping on all orders will be free when you use the coupon code: FREELOVE, which we will happily package and send along with your items.

This Valentine's Day, shipping on all orders will be free when you use the coupon code: FREELOVE, which we will happily package and send along with your items.

Seeing the World is such a Touristee thing to do

Seeing the World is such a Touristee thing to do

"From the Gulf Stream Forest to the Redwood Waters, this world was made for TourisTees!"

 

 

 

Our new TourisTees collection is completely, totally, 107% inspired by travel. We saw the world, drank it in, and we're signing this letter with love to the greatest cities on the map. It's insane how much insight you have on the world after bravely taking the journey around it. This is our story.

 

Our first stop was down in San Antonio, Texas. It's one thing to see the Mexican architecture in textbooks, but a firsthand view of the beautiful Alamo palace gives "structurally impeccable" a whole new meaning. We stopped in the mile-long city of Denver next to check out the famous mile-high Denver Arch. It was under that Arch that John Elway caught his first football as a boy. He turned into such an amazing Free Safety. Seriously.

 

On the back leg of the trip, we hit Rome, and that was a great time if we ever saw one. We snapped plenty of selfies under the Eiffel Tower, and looking at history, it's hard to believe that the last three Popes all met their significant others there, but hey, Rome is the city of love after all. Yeah, we did the Space Needle in Portland. All the ports and all the lands your eye could ever dream of seeing seemed to span endlessly around us. And who could forget Miami? Sure, it's full of gorgeous, tanned female bodies, but they just don't compare to that giant, copper Statue of Liberty. She is, without a doubt, the hottest woman in the country, especially considering that she's in the Florida sun 24/7 and she's made of metal. And finally, LA's Golden Gate Bridge was... well... we'll let you just watch LA for yourself.

 

Los Angeles isn't the only place we went with a video camera, and it's certainly not the only city with an unbelievable selection of bars. Watch more of our shenanigans in places like San Antonio, Denver, Portland, Rome, and Miami. The world's a great, big, beautiful place. Take it from us and travel often. It's the TourisTee thing to do.

Our new TourisTees collection is completely, totally, 107% inspired by travel. We saw the world, drank it in, and we're signing this letter with love to the greatest cities on the map.

Our new TourisTees collection is completely, totally, 107% inspired by travel. We saw the world, drank it in, and we're signing this letter with love to the greatest cities on the map.

BFM keeps popping up this Groundhog Day

BFM keeps popping up this Groundhog Day

A great man once said "Well, what if there is no tomorrow? There wasn't one today."

 

 

There was the original. That BFM Original.

 

It was February 2nd, and he was feeling just peachy. His original self, the badass. Fucking legendary. The kind of attitude that you take on the world with, so he did just that. He took on the world that day, with the kind of attitude we've all come to know and love.

 

 

He was feeling spiffy the next day. Classy, even. It was a look that boasted a strut with a little 5 o'clock shadow. The kind of look that made people say "Classic Bill." But something was wrong. He took on the world again that day, just as he had the day before, but that was the thing. The world was just the same as the it was the day before. And when he looked at a newspaper, a clock, or asked someone the date, they all told him what he couldn't understand...

 

It was February 2nd again.

 

 

After yesterday, he woke up a bit off. Maybe even a little paranoid. He wore 3D glasses on his eyes all day to maybe gather some depth about the situation. Figure out what was really going on, but of course to no avail. The only thing he did was serious damage to his corneas, so he decided to rest his eyes that evening, and what a surprise when he woke up the next day.

 

It was February 2nd. Again.

A great man once said "Well, what if there is no tomorrow? There wasn't one today."

A great man once said "Well, what if there is no tomorrow? There wasn't one today."

KCCO Love is in the Air this Valentine's Day

KCCO Love is in the Air this Valentine's Day

Roses are Red... Violets are Blue...

 

Valentine's Day is soon, and all I want is you.

 

If you're a Chivette, you're already my type.

 

Probably just what I need to put some spice in my life...

 

Those panties and socks that I left at your door,

 

Would look real good on you. But best on the floor.

 

 

And forgive me, my dear, if I sound sort of sexist,

 

But it'd be cool if tonight, all you were wearing was a necklace...

 

Let's go out on the town, let's have a few brews.

 

Not a lot, just a few, maybe one, maybe two,

 

Maybe three, maybe four, I'm a pretty cheap date,

 

But there's one thing that could happen that would make this date great...

 
 

Give me a kiss if you like. Maybe just a hug.

 

Maybe, just maybe... some good Gangster Love.

 

That shirt's kind of tight, why don't you try it in red?

 

"It's too tight, it won't fit!" ... That's what she said.

 

You just might win my heart, making comments like that.

 

Let's spread some KCCO Love, around the world and back.

 

Roses are Red... Violets are Blue... Valentine's Day is soon, and all I want is you.

Roses are Red... Violets are Blue... Valentine's Day is soon, and all I want is you.

Free Shipping* this Weekend!

Free Shipping* this Weekend!

It's back! This weekend, The Chivery is offering free U.S. domestic shipping on all orders over $79. It's the New Year, we've already gotten a few of 2015's Mondays under our belt, so we figured it's as good a time as any to give y'all the chance to save a bit of cash. 

 

We've rolled out some awesome new designs, like our new Soup Or Bowl Tee. And the Team Rubicon Tee from our military line is back in stock!

 

 

The big game is right around the corner as well, so check out our Sunday Funday Collection.

 

 

And this Friday, our entire Buy Me Brunch Collection is back in stock.

 

 

So take advantage of free shipping this weekend only - Thursday, January 22nd through Sunday, January 25th - and stock up on all those designs you love so much!

 

*Free shipping applies to standard, continental U.S. orders over $79 only. Upgrades to UPS Ground or other Expedited Shipping options are not included in this promotion. A flat surcharge of $4 is charged for some large or oversized items.

It's back! This weekend, The Chivery is offering free U.S. domestic shipping on all orders over $79.

It's back! This weekend, The Chivery is offering free U.S. domestic shipping on all orders over $79.

Chris Farley - The Man, The Lejund

Chris Farley - The Man, The Lejund

Well, la di freakin' da! Chris Farley isn't just another comedian. He is a LEJUND, tried and true. He was the kind of guy that never held anything back for us, and we could never hold our laughter back for him.

 

Who could forget his Chippendales dance alongside Mr. Swayze? How about motivational speaker Matt Foley, with his listed address being a van down by the river?! What about the Fat Guy in a Little Coat? His characters make us smile, chuckle, or keel over as our sides split from laughing so hard, and that's why we love the guy so much. How could you not? He is, and always will be... A Lejund.

 

Well, la di freakin' da! Chris Farley isn't just another comedian. He is a LEJUND, tried and true.

Well, la di freakin' da! Chris Farley isn't just another comedian. He is a LEJUND, tried and true.

Soup or Bowl Champions

Soup or Bowl Champions

Life's full of choices. What should I have for breakfast in the morning? How should I do my hair today? How late can I stay out and still be up for work in the morning? These decisions, we make on a daily basis, but ever so often, we are faced with a choice of much greater consequence. A choice of epic proportions with the most widespread effect. A choice that separates men from champions. Well that choice is here, ladies and gentlemen. Soup or Bowl? Choose HERE, and choose wisely.

 

Life's full of choices. What should I have for breakfast in the morning? How should I do my hair today? Soup or Bowl?

Life's full of choices. What should I have for breakfast in the morning? How should I do my hair today? Soup or Bowl?

End of Year Shipping Notice / 2015 Plans

End of Year Shipping Notice / 2015 Plans

We apologize for the inconvenience, but our fulfillment center will be closed and not able to ship out new orders until January 8, 2015.  As you may have noticed, we're making a lot of changes around the Chivery these days.  And in an effort to improve things for you, we're taking this time as an opportunity to hit the reset button on some things, take count of what we have in our warehouse, make room for some really exciting new things, and better position us for what is going to be a very cool 2015.

 

We're going to be making some very exciting changes this year, such as making inventory improvements to better ensure that the gear you want is in stock and available when you are ready to do your shopping.  We're going to be adding product ratings and reviews, as well as the ability for our customers to have their own photos appear on the product pages of the products they have purchased. We're going to be stepping up our content game, with a focus on fun product videos that also help customers see and learn more about every product that we sell before you decide to purchase them.

 

We'll be enhancing our mobile app and redesigning the website to make it easier to use and find the products you are looking for.  We're working with a few international shipping experts to help us deliver an outstanding experience to our friends outside of the United States, working to bring down shipping costs and eliminating surprise taxes and tariffs. We're going to be sending surveys to our customers so that we can get to know what types of things you're looking for from us, and hopefully some of you would also be willing to participate in test groups to offer us feedback on some of the ideas that we have as well. 

 

And of course, we're putting a ton of effort into the overall customer experience that you will have while shopping with us.  You're just going to have to wait to see all of the things that we're going to be rolling out in 2015, but I personally am very excited about what is to come. From a customer service perspective, you may have noticed that we offer live chat now, in addition to email, which is the first step in our effort to provide the best customer service that is possible. We'll be on the live chat option much more in 2015 as we take steps to be available to our customers to help with any questions they may have.  We're even working to offer some limited telephone support for those customers who would prefer to pick up the phone and talk to us for assistance. 

 

We apologize again for the shipping inconvenience for these next few days until January 8.  But know that we're doing it to make things even better for our customers.  Thank you for all of your support, and we hope you all are having a wonderful holiday season. 

In an effort to improve things for you, we're taking this time as an opportunity to hit the reset button on some things, and better position us for what is going to be a very cool 2015.

In an effort to improve things for you, we're taking this time as an opportunity to hit the reset button on some things, and better position us for what is going to be a very cool 2015.

Free Shipping* Just For the Holidays

Free Shipping* Just For the Holidays

We love y'all, and we love the holidays, which is why, today, everything* will be shipping free. We know it's hard for you to pick what you want, especially when there's so much awesomeness available, but now's your chance to get it all and then some. Check out our various collections and grab what you may have missed or snag what you've wanted the entire holiday season.

 

  

*Free shipping applies to standard, continental U.S. orders, only. Upgrades to UPS Ground or other Expedited Shipping options are not included in this promotion. A flat surcharge of $4 is charged for some large or oversized items.

We love y'all, and we love the holidays, which is why, today, everything* will be shipping free.

We love y'all, and we love the holidays, which is why, today, everything* will be shipping free.

Look at all you Secret Santas, RAKing Away

Look at all you Secret Santas, RAKing Away

#RAKit Secret Santa a huge success, and as everything ships, we couldn't help but appreciate how generosity is such a powerful, amazing thing.


It can yield unimaginable results. It could be something simple, like make someone smile, or it could inspire someone and restore faith. People give more than just a gift when it's random. They give joy, they give life. There's nothing quite like a giving spirit, especially when it spreads into a movement and reaches around the world. Then, a movement becomes a phenomenon, and we expected no less from theCHIVE community. So thoughtful, so unselfish, so genuinely kind, all you Secret Santas out there just reemphasized what we've known all along - that y'all are awesome.

 

Tens of thousands of y'all are awesome. The RAKit Secret Santa brought out our best, reminding us that Random Acts of Kindness can blow anyone away, no matter their grandeur. But still, there were so many RAKs in theCHIVE community... And it's kind of a big deal. Thanks to so many of y'all, the RAKit movement will continue to spread this winter season, and we want to see how it has. Hashtag your RAKs with #RAKit, and show us how some good old fashioned holiday spirit made your Christmas special.

 

We know it can get busy for all you Secret Santas - filling up the world with thanks and joy and kindness and all those other amazing things - but take a second from that and pat yourself on the back for being awesome. You showed us what true Christmas spirit really is, and gave everyone an appreciation for what RAKs in theCHIVE community are all about.

 

Happy Holidays!

 

#RAKit Secret Santa a huge success, and as everything ships, we couldn't help but appreciate how generosity is such a powerful, amazing thing.

#RAKit Secret Santa a huge success, and as everything ships, we couldn't help but appreciate how generosity is such a powerful, amazing thing.

The Chivery's Airing of Grievances and Feats of Strength

The Chivery's Airing of Grievances and Feats of Strength

It's a Festivus tradition that we take very seriously. Members of The Chivery staff had a few grievances to air and some strength to display. Someone even got fired...

 

It's a Festivus tradition that we take very seriously. Members of The Chivery staff had a few grievances to air and some strength to display. Someone even got fired...

It's a Festivus tradition that we take very seriously. Members of The Chivery staff had a few grievances to air and some strength to display. Someone even got fired...

Secret Santa - RAKit Style

Secret Santa - RAKit Style

Secret Santa is always such a localized event, never spanning outside of you and a group of friends all drawing names from a hat. Well, we're revamping the whole Secret Santa deal, putting the amazing giving spirit of theCHIVE community behind it. Paying it forward has been revived by The Chivers into a global phenomenon, and this year, we're making it easy for everyone to spread their generosity all over the world.

 

There will be a sign up period over the next few days, and from there, everyone will be randomly paired with a fellow Chiver or Chivette. You'll receive your RAKit recipient and it's all on you to RAK away. Be creative. Be random. Be generous. Send whatever gifts you want to the shipping address included in the email.

 

It's important to note that we said "whatever gifts you want," meaning these gifts can be from anywhere, not just from The Chivery. We'll have a collection of ideas fro you, as well as free shipping for all RAKs, but we want to give you as much freedom as possible, so you can go nuts and have a ton of fun with this. Submissions will be open December 8-10th 2014. Sign Up RIGHT HERE 

 

You'll be paired up on the 11th, and from there, you'll have three options.

 

Option One: Personalized Shipment

 

You can prepare your own package to be sent out, so if you have something you've created, like a painting or sculpture, maybe some sort of memorabilia signed by a famous sports icon, or if you want to go "old school" and regift a wonderful bread machine, this is the way to go. Simply ship it to the address supplied in the pairing email.

 

 

Option Two: RAK Ship

 

Check out through The Chivery and simply send it to the address of the Chiver or Chivette that you've been paired with. When in cart simply select "Yes, I know the address." This will enable the RAKit drop-ins for your recipient. Choose this option only if you know the shipping address of the recipient.

 

 

 

Option Three: Share a Link

 

This NEW feature will be coming on Dec. 11th. When in cart select "Yes, I want a link to share." You then simply check out like normal. An email containing a unique link will be sent to your email and you can share this ANYWHERE. Once the recipient clicks this link they will submit their own shipping information and "claim" the RAK. You can share this link in DM's, private messages, social media, text, theCHIVE comments, etc.

One thing to keep in mind, the first person to click the link and "claim" the RAK completes the order, and then the link will be void.  So don't share the link other than with the person you want to be able to receive it. 
 

RAK'er checks out by selecting "Yes, I want a link"

 

 

Recipient fills in their shipping information to be sent their RAK. All payment as already been received. 

 

 

This is your chance to put a smile on someone's face without ever meeting them or even knowing them, and it's that blind generosity that makes theCHIVE community so unique. It's like Chivers know that you don't have to know someone to be kind to them, and that mentality is something that can, and probably will start a global movement. Let the most widespread Secret Santa begin with these Random Acts of Kindness. Happy Holidays!

Let the most widespread Secret Santa begin with these Random Acts of Kindness. Happy Holidays!

Let the most widespread Secret Santa begin with these Random Acts of Kindness. Happy Holidays!

It's Festivus, So You Should Buy Me Brunch

It's Festivus, So You Should Buy Me Brunch

And so, the second day of Festivus begins...

 

Tradition isn't really a thing around here, honestly. A little bit of holiday spirit gets nixed and in comes a lot more attitude. Holidays mean time off. Time off means time to party. Partying means more partying, more drinks, and more memories. So let's party hard these ho-ho-holidays. All. Season. Long.

 

We aren't the only ones that feel that seasonal celebrations should just be a blur drunken shenanigans. If our friends over at Buy Me Brunch are about anything, it's a party. No questions asked. If you missed your chance to grab any of their badass designs, we're giving you a second opportunity. You're welcome.

 

 

With decals, collaboration tees, And now, brand new Onesies for your Future Chivers, we know you're excited. So stuff stockings for Festivus. Look awesome for Festivus. And party as hard as you can for Festivus. We know you've been waiting all year to do it like this. So go for it, and let us know what you're excited to see in the comments below.

We aren't the only ones that feel that seasonal celebrations should just be a blur drunken shenanigans. If our friends over at Buy Me Brunch are about anything, it's a party. No questions asked.

We aren't the only ones that feel that seasonal celebrations should just be a blur drunken shenanigans. If our friends over at Buy Me Brunch are about anything, it's a party. No questions asked.

The 13 Days of Festivus

The 13 Days of Festivus

Christmas is a wonderful holiday, nay, a season, full of good tidings and cheer, but here at The Chivery, we find the whole thing to be a little too traditional. It's like the whole thing has gone mainstream. Commercial. It's sold out. And that's why we do things a little differently.

 

Festivus is a bit more our style. And when we say "a bit more" we mean "totally and completely." The airing of grievances, feats of strength, and good old Festivus miracles (usually completely average happenings such as a man putting the toilet seat down), this is the kind of holiday spirit that we're all about, and we're extra cheery this year.

 

Where there's normally 12 days of Christmas, we're celebrating 13 days of Festivus. That means 13 days of awesome deals on all kinds of gear, just because we love our Chivers so much. It's cold outside, and we're pretty sure it's probably not going to get any warmer, which is why we're kicking things off with our brand new KCCO Crest beanies so you can stay stylish and stay warm even in the toughest snowstorms.

 

We can't tell you exactly what to look forward to over the next 13 days because, honestly, we're kind of unsure ourselves. They will most certainly be anything but traditional, but that's okay because as Chivers, that's just how we like them. Be on the lookout for all the savings to come (maybe donate those savings to The Human Fund), and of course, Happy Festivus!

Happy Festivus from The Chivery!

Happy Festivus from The Chivery!

Everyone Loves Sundays

Everyone Loves Sundays

Sunday Funday is a must for any football fanatic. For some, it's all that gets them through the week. We're definitely a part of that crowd, but that's besides the point. Good food, good beer, and a good party. And it'll all get tied together with a badass Sunday Funday tee that reps your favorite team.

 

Let's be honest, our last Sunday Funday designs were awesome. We're not saying any names, but we're pretty sure we got some love from the Green Bay area. And the Denver area. The Chicago, San Francisco, and Oakland areas, and... Oh, yeah! The Dallas area, too.

 

Well now, we're spreading the love just a little bit further. From New York over to Seattle, Pittsburgh, all the way down to Houston, and everywhere in between. Take part in a little fantasy action, get pumped for some hard hits and big plays, and enjoy the good company.

 

Do Sunday Funday the right way. We've got just the gear for y'all to do it in, and it's right in time for the heat of the NFL season. Let us know what you think in the comments below and what you'd like to see. We're just trying to make Sundays that much more enjoyable.

Do Sunday Funday the right way. We've got just the gear for y'all to do it in, and it's right in time for the heat of the NFL season.

Do Sunday Funday the right way. We've got just the gear for y'all to do it in, and it's right in time for the heat of the NFL season.

Probably the Best Wrapping Paper In the World

Probably the Best Wrapping Paper In the World

Because we all need something awesome to wrap up that cheery, jolly, happy holiday spirit. Well... here's the cheeriest, jolliest, happiest way to do that. Introducing what's probably the best wrapping paper in the world, included in every order we ship out from now until we run out. Check out the video for details!

 

 

And... Hopefully you're a better dancer than Justina.

Because we all need something awesome to wrap up that cheery, jolly, happy holiday spirit.

Because we all need something awesome to wrap up that cheery, jolly, happy holiday spirit.

Free Standard Shipping On All Orders Over $79

Free Standard Shipping On All Orders Over $79

If you're not hungry for that Thanksgiving dinner, then you have to be hungry for something from us, and we've got just what you need. Our Pre-Thanksgiving launched this Thursday, but wait. There's more. Yes... Much more.

 

For the holiday season, The Chivery is offering free U.S. domestic shipping on all orders over $79. With Black Friday, Cyber Monday, and Christmas all right around the corner, you'll want to get started on your holiday shopping soon, and you ought to save a little while you're doing it.  We think there is no better way to thank our customers than to offer free shipping during the holiday season, available through December 18. 

 

So give thanks! The turkey lovers' favorite holiday is coming, and exciting new products coming right after that. Pumpkin pie and presents, stuffed turkeys and stuffed stockings, and some of the best deals of the year from us at The Chivery. Happy holidays!

 

*Some exclusions and limitations do apply. A flat surcharge of $9.95 is charged for some heavy and unwieldy items. Shipping option is Standard U.S. Domestic only. Upgrades to UPS Ground or other Expedited Shipping options not included in this promotion. 

Give thanks! Thanksgiving is next week, and we know all you turkey lovers couldn't be happier.

Give thanks! Thanksgiving is next week, and we know all you turkey lovers couldn't be happier.

The Chivery's Black Friday Apparel Has Leaked...

The Chivery's Black Friday Apparel Has Leaked...

 

One brave soul has broken into The Chivery office and risked his life to show the world their new Black Friday Apparel. This is his story.

One brave soul has broken into The Chivery office and risked his life to show the world their new Black Friday Apparel. This is his story.

One brave soul has broken into The Chivery office and risked his life to show the world their new Black Friday Apparel. This is his story.

The Keep Calm Lifestyle

The Keep Calm Lifestyle

 

Just when you thought the best lifestyle couldn't get better, we've got those designs that you love for your life at home, and we couldn't be more excited. Let's be honest, Chivers, we have a very demanding life. Probably the most demanding lives in the world. We have to somehow balance work and play, and it can be taxing, so we need a safe haven to be able to relax in.

 

Well, have no fear, because we've got you covered. Our mugs and phone cases have been around, but we're proud to announce two brand new items: our shower curtain and our throw pillows. We know you're going to love these. Whether you're taking a sip from a mug, sending a text or answering a call, cuddling on the couch for a movie night, or getting squeaky clean in the shower, do it in style. These classic designs are just what you've been waiting for. But wait, it gets better... We know that's hard to believe, but seriously. This gets even better.

 

 

 

We'd like to introduce our collection of On Demand products, customized to your specifications to make your home the most comfortably awesome place to unwind. You make the rules here. Choose what item you want, which of our cool designs you like, and bam, you've got just what you need to make your home everything a Chiver's ever dreamed a home could be.

 

Because these products are On Demand, we get them to you just like that: On Demand. Every one of these On Demand products are made especially for you because you deserve it. And this is only the beginning...

 

 

If you think these designs are awesome (which we know you do, but still...), just wait. More designs will be On Demand soon, so be on the lookout.

 

*Due to processing of On Demand products, please allow an additional 7-10 days for shipping. (This kind of awesomeness is worth the wait, trust us)

 

Just when you thought the best lifestyle couldn't get better, we've got those designs that you love for your life at home, and we couldn't be more excited.

Just when you thought the best lifestyle couldn't get better, we've got those designs that you love for your life at home, and we couldn't be more excited.

'Tis The Season...

'Tis The Season...

Everyone loves the holidays. Warm nights with the family by the fireplace, some hot cocoa and homemade cookies. It starts to snow in real life, just like it's begun to snow virtually as you browse through our new stuff. Thanksgiving's right around the corner which means the Christmas Tree has to be going up soon, and as you deck the halls with ornaments and Christmas Cheer, what's going under the tree has to have crossed your mind. That's where we come in.

 

If you weren't already in the holiday spirit, this'll get you there. The Chivery took a trip to Santa's Workshop, and we've come back from the frigid North Pole with some new designs so amazing, they'll give you chills, even next to the warmest fireplace.

 

 

Thursday, November 20th - We kick it off with our pre-Thanksgiving sale with our newest design "Ostrich HoHoHo." That day will also bring you all new items perfect for the turkey season.

 

 

Thursday, November 27th - Our most sought after designs and hoodies will be gearing up for the season all dressed in black. Black Friday will host exclusive apparel and they're all black-on-black. These limited edition tees and hoodies will sure be gone fast, so stay tuned.

 

 

Monday, December 1st - We cap it off with the craziest day of all. Cyber Monday. Here at The Chivery we like to blow it out of the water and this year isn't any different. Bill Elf'n Murray will be joining the occasion along with the most comfortable Adult Onesie you have ever worn, plus much much more.

 

So get that Christmas wish list ready, because it doesn't matter to us if you've been naughty or nice. We'd actually prefer that you've been naughty. But no matter what, we're going to take care of you. You know what to look forward to this jolly season, so let us know what you think about what's to come in the comments below. Maybe even make a wish, and who knows? Your Christmas dreams just might come true this year.

It's the most wonderful time of the year! What's to come, there's no telling, but The Chivery's selling some awesome new gear! It's the most wonderful time of the year!

It's the most wonderful time of the year! What's to come, there's no telling, but The Chivery's selling some awesome new gear! It's the most wonderful time of the year!

Happy Veterans Day from The Chivery

Happy Veterans Day from The Chivery

Thank you, Veterans, for serving the great United States of America. We can't say that enough, whether it's Veterans Day or any other day of the year, what they do for us is so great that they deserve every ounce of gratitude we can muster, and then some.

 

Here at The Chivery, we salute our soldiers by doing everything that we can to support them, respect them, and honor their sacrifices. We work our hardest to make sure that our products are the finest because our Veterans never stop working for us, and today, we give back what we can For Those Who Gave All.

 

 

FTWGA Tee KCCO Silkies

 

 

KCCO Military Patch 2-Pack
Chive Challenge Coin 2-Pack

 

 

Team Rubicon KCCO Chive Operator Hat

 

 

Camo KCCO (Now 20% Off)
Military KCCO (Now 20% Off)

 

To further show our appreciation this Veterans Day, we're offering free standard domestic shipping on all orders over $79 for today only, but that's on all clothing items. Our older military T-Shirts are also 20% off, so grab some gear and show your support for our Veterans today.

 

Remember that we live in the land of the free BECAUSE of the brave, so thank every Veteran you see today. They truly are what make America the greatest country in the world.

Remember that we live in the land of the free BECAUSE of the brave, so thank every Veteran you see today. They truly are what make America the greatest country in the world.

Remember that we live in the land of the free BECAUSE of the brave, so thank every Veteran you see today. They truly are what make America the greatest country in the world.

For Those Who Gave All...

For Those Who Gave All...

America truly is the greatest country on the planet. We have such freedom and liberty in this wonderful nation, and we owe a lot of that to our troops. They make unbelievable sacrifices everyday so we all can live happily, and there's no way we could ever thank them enough. They gave and continue to give their all, and we're eternally indebted.

 

Our Focus Group a few weeks ago went phenomenally. We received valuable input from service members as to what they wanted to see, and some direct feedback about what's coming up for us. Based on their opinions and suggestions, we've developed some awesome new equipment. And it's just in time for Veteran's Day.

 

 

This gear has been operationally tested, and is probably the best in the business for any kind of PT, at anytime of the day, in any kind of weather. Water resistant, a breathable but tough material, these clothes'll withstand anything you can think of. Guaranteed. 

 

We got your 6 on this, because y'all have had ours for as long as the American people can remember. Our new products will be available on the 11th in honor of all our Veterans. For Those Who Gave All, we thank you for your service and everything you've done and continue to do for this country.

We've developed some awesome new equipment, just in time for Veteran's Day.

We've developed some awesome new equipment, just in time for Veteran's Day.

The Chivery Launches Its New Flat Shipping Rate

The Chivery Launches Its New Flat Shipping Rate

AUSTIN, Texas – November 4, 2014 – Today, The Chivery is proud to introduce new flat rate shipping for Chivers, and that’s probably the most awesome thing that’s happened on a Tuesday in the history of ever. Now, no matter the number of items ordered, the shipping cost will be a flat fee of $5.95* across the board for domestic orders. This gives Chivers the opportunity to get more for less, and everyone loves a good deal.

 

The Chivery brand has always pledged to ensure customer satisfaction by going above and beyond the needs of each individual customer, and this is no different. Customers have had concerns about shipping in the past, and The Chivery has answered, swiftly and effectively.

 

*Some exclusions and limitations apply. A flat surcharge of $9.95 is charged for some heavy and unwieldy items. Shipping option is U.S. Domestic only.

The Chivery is proud to introduce new flat rate shipping for Chivers.

The Chivery is proud to introduce new flat rate shipping for Chivers.

Happy Halloween from The Chivery

Happy Halloween from The Chivery

Zombie, Nurse, Vampire... Whatever you're going to be tonight, be sure to enjoy yourself. Your disguise encourages your night of ensuing debauchery because there's a chance most people won't recognize you. Party hard, Chivers. Party hard.

 

It's fucking Halloween, so if you're not reading this with a drink in your hand, go get one, and if you're sober and reading this, you're doing it completely wrong. Get a little buzz going and come back when you're ready. This'll be here for a while, but Halloween night only comes once a year, so start enjoying it. Now.

 

This night would be nothing without the masks and makeup, and we've seen some crazy costumes over the years. Check these out!

 

 

We can only hope that one of our designs added a little flair to your costume. If we did it right, Chivers worldwide will be wearing their Best Costume Ever tonight, and after raging like we should, we'll all be Drunk Ass Zombies tomorrow morning. So go for that hottie wearing that sexy little maid outfit. Hopefully, you grabbed one of our Halloween Tees so she'll have something to wear on All Saint’s Day, 2014. And if you didn't get to, snag one now just to remember what went down this eventful evening.

 

We'd love to see what all's going down out there tonight, so share some of your costumes with us in the comments below. Have fun, of course and please, fellow Chivers, be safe this evening. You'll have too many tales to tell tomorrow. Us here at The Chivery wish you a very Happy Halloween!

It's Halloween, and y'all know what that means. Party hard, Chivers. Party hard.

It's Halloween, and y'all know what that means. Party hard, Chivers. Party hard.

Miss Florida Pays theCHIVE a Visit - Behind the Scenes with Brittany Oldehoff

Miss Florida Pays theCHIVE a Visit - Behind the Scenes with Brittany Oldehoff

It's not everyday you get to meet a state's most beautiful woman, but we were lucky enough to have that happen earlier this week, as Ms. Brittany Oldehoff stopped by our office for a little photo shoot. We really are lucky. Recently crowned Miss Florida USA 2014, Brittany was a ton of fun, ready for anything we had in store for her. Here's a little look behind the scenes. 

 

 

We all love Mexican food, margaritas, and some good Tequila, so we gave the Floridian a little taste of that Tex-Mex flavor. We all love a little friendly competition, too. Burrito snatching, face stuffing races, punchbag punching, and boxing matches are just everyday things for us, and we're always down for whatever. Our shoot that included all of the above.

 

 

It was a huge treat to have Brittany in the office, and we can only hope that she had as much fun as we did. Check her out on Facebook, Instagram, or Twitter, and let us know what you think in the comments below. Another big thanks to Brittany for coming out. Miss Florida couldn't have looked better in Texas. Hope y'all enjoyed, there's more behind the scenes footage coming soon!

It's not everyday you get to meet a state's most beautiful woman...

It's not everyday you get to meet a state's most beautiful woman...

We Salute our Service Members

We Salute our Service Members

First and foremost, we'd like to give a big shout out to all our servicemen that came out to our Focus Group earlier this month. They brought an incredible amount of energy to the office, which was powerful and refreshing, and spending time with them was truly inspiring. We can’t begin to express how honored we are to have their support here at theCHIVE.

 

We’ve got some awesome stuff coming soon, developed for those dedicated to making this country the best country on the planet. The gentlemen that came to see us put some of the new gear to the test and gave us a stamp of approval. In ‘Merica We Trust.

 

 

There's nothing nobler than serving the greatest country in the world. The sacrifices our soldiers have made and continue to make for the American people are incredible, selfless, and immeasurably appreciated. Seriously, thank you for everything that you do. Here is a little taste of what is soon to come...

 

 

Let us know what you think or what you'd like to see in the comments below. We're sure to be having another Focus Group soon, so be on the lookout. And again, theCHIVE thanks you for serving our country.

The servicemen that came to our Focus Group at the office (10/2) put some new gear to the test and gave us a stamp of approval. In ‘Merica We Trust.

The servicemen that came to our Focus Group at the office (10/2) put some new gear to the test and gave us a stamp of approval. In ‘Merica We Trust.

Where It All Started

Where It All Started

There's a certain appreciation, nay, a respect you have when a fellow Chiver crosses your path. There's an instant connection between the two of you. That appreciation, that respect, that connection was all the motivation we needed to make sure we went the extra mile for you T-Shirt junkies. And we don't plan on stopping anytime soon. The custom cut and sew design, the gold foil label, the QR code, we pride ourselves in making sure our apparel is crafted to match the uniqueness of every Chiver wearing it. So be proud when you see a fellow Chiver walking proudly within the ranks because that bond between everyone of us is where it all started. That bond made of Awesomeness and a knowledge that the Tees you're wearing are probably the best Tees in the world. Keep Calm and Chive On, everybody.

 

 

Our very first shipment of Keep Calms arrive at our offices. We didn't know what we were in for. Watch the start of our new Cut and Sew line, bringing unrivaled quality to our T-shirt blanks. RIGHT HERE

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The original Keep Calm and Chive On returns to The Chivery tomorrow @12PM PDT 3PM EDT.

There's a certain appreciation, nay, a respect you have when a fellow Chiver crosses your path. There's an instant connection between the two of you.

There's a certain appreciation, nay, a respect you have when a fellow Chiver crosses your path. There's an instant connection between the two of you.

#CHIVECAMPUS Returns, Just In Time For Midterms

#CHIVECAMPUS Returns, Just In Time For Midterms

What’s up, College Chivers. Today’s topic: the scientific method. Kidding. The real topic: the results of our #CHIVECAMPUS experiment, and we've got them just in time for midterms. You’re welcome.

 

College move-in means one thing: Plain. White. Walls. Maybe beige if you’re lucky. Those rock-hard beds and couches in your “fully furnished apartment” only complement that boring color, and that sounds like a problem. So we fixed it. Together.

 

You’re not the plain, boring character that your naked apartment wants you to be. You're the life of your own party. Your response when you can’t afford to drink is “Fuck it, let’s drink to that.” You’re not just the average college student, you’re a Chiver at heart, and your duty is to let it be known.

 

So let's keep this thing going. Whether you’re donning your favorite ChiveNation Tee, flying your KCCO flag, or partying in an apartment full of Chive posters, we want to see photos of your fucked up collegiate shenanigans. If it looks like you’re hosting a wine tasting, and the drunkest person's only slightly tipsy, your photo is unacceptable. Boobs, bars, beers, butts, booze, bras, and binge drinking are more plausible themes. You’re a college student. Act like it.


Let us live vicariously through you, fellow Chiver. Share these moments with us so we can try to remember our own drunken stupors that set us on the five-year-plan. Hashtag the photos #CHIVECAMPUS on your social media, and show us the difference between the average college student and a Chiver pursuing higher education.

We expect Awesomeness, and we're counting on you to deliver it.

What’s up, College Chivers. Today’s topic: the scientific method. Kidding. The real topic: the results of our #CHIVECAMPUS experiment, and we've got them just in time for midterms.

What’s up, College Chivers. Today’s topic: the scientific method. Kidding. The real topic: the results of our #CHIVECAMPUS experiment, and we've got them just in time for midterms.

Your Future Chiver's First Steps

Your Future Chiver's First Steps

Your parenting skills are at an expert level, so your kid definitely had a head start on Awesomeness fresh out of the womb. From their crib to their first steps to their first day of elementary school, do the Future Chiver a favor and dress them accordingly, because that’s probably the best way to make sure your kid’ll be a badass when they grow up.

 

 

If you’re expecting, you probably felt a few kicks as you read this. We know you’re raising our future generation, whether they’re riding the bus to school for the first time, just peeking over the playpen, or baking down there in that oven, we want to know how good you think our future’s going to look.

So tell us what you think! Leave us a comment below about what you like and are excited to see! These kiddos are the future, so we want to make sure they're looking good before they even know what looking good is.

Your parenting skills are at an expert level, so your kid definitely had a head start on Awesomeness fresh out of the womb.

Your parenting skills are at an expert level, so your kid definitely had a head start on Awesomeness fresh out of the womb.

Bill Fuckin’ Murray

Bill Fuckin’ Murray

Let’s be honest, BFM can make us laugh when he’s just sitting down, doing nothing. Would you watch anyone else sing-talk “Shelter from the Storm” over Bob Dylan for about three minutes? Didn’t think so. Those camo shorts, that Walkman he’s got strapped to himself, and that small potted plant that he’s watering looks dead already, but that’s the kind of uniqueness we can only expect from a fucking legend. theCHIVE’s patron saint of doing whatever he pleases, Bill Fuckin’ Murray gives us another reason to love him in St. Vincent.

 

Let’s be honest, BFM can make us laugh when he’s just sitting down, doing nothing. Would you watch anyone else sing-talk “Shelter from the Storm” over Bob Dylan for about three minutes?

Let’s be honest, BFM can make us laugh when he’s just sitting down, doing nothing. Would you watch anyone else sing-talk “Shelter from the Storm” over Bob Dylan for about three minutes?

Halloween at The Chivery

Halloween at The Chivery

No Tricks, Just Treats

Halloween isn’t really a gift giving holiday. Actually, it isn’t a holiday at all. But we’ve got a reason for you to celebrate like it is. Excited? So are we.

Faithful Chivers, for you, Halloween 2014 will be a hell of a lot more than large quantities of alcohol and the drunken blur of generic costumes you’ll barely remember. New designs, exclusive to Halloween 2014, and maybe even some revamped designs that you missed last year. Who knows? When’s the last time you had a costume that doubled as a collector’s item?



You probably can’t wait. We can’t. Let us know what you think, what you like, and what you’re excited to see. They’ll be arriving October 9th, and don’t worry, there are more designs to come. But more designs doesn’t mean these treats won’t go fast, so get ready. You might want to get two shirts just to celebrate. Happy Halloween.

 

Halloween isn’t really a gift giving holiday. Actually, it isn’t a holiday at all. But we’ve got a reason for you to celebrate like it is. Excited? So are we.

Halloween isn’t really a gift giving holiday. Actually, it isn’t a holiday at all. But we’ve got a reason for you to celebrate like it is. Excited? So are we.

Chivette's Have More Fun...

Chivette's Have More Fun...

Chivette's Have More Fun...Which is why we set out to create a women's line that would penetrate the premium t-shirt market, just as our men's line has. 

 

I mean, come on... what would theChive be without Chivettes? What would Hump Day be without humps? Mind the Gap would just be a boring Monday without girls in yoga pants. Whether its with permanent marker or a sexy smile, Chivettes all over the world constantly remind us to KCCO! 

 

I've since made it my mission to create a clothing line specifically for Chivettes that is equally as fun and sexy as we are! 

 

I wanted to give Chivettes something more than tshirts, developing fashion-forward pieces that would make Chivettes feel like there was a sexiness to the clothing, without being too revealing. 

 

We saw that Chivettes were submitting more and more photos in sports bras and workout gear, which is why we decided to make our own line of athletic wear, just for Chivettes. What girl doesn't want to spend a little less to look good at the gym? 

 

The Chivette Athletic line is intended to be worn both as fitness and casual wear. Whether you're working out, hanging around the house, or running to the grocery store, our clothes allow you to do it comfortably, while showing the world that you are a Chivette.

 

We use the same performance fabrics as active wear brands and (unlike a lot of them), we pride ourselves on our commitment to "Made in 'Merica." The majority of our Chivette line is made in LA - even our fabric is milled in USA!  

 

From tees and tanks to lingerie and swimwear in just over a year, we have transformed the Chivette brand. I am constantly working on expanding the line to give Chivettes what they really want to wear. Moving into Fall/Winter, we have some exciting new additions including lounge wear, PJs, and jewelry, in addition to a deep-V, so keep an eye out!

Chivette's Have More Fun...Which is why we set out to create a women's line that would penetrate the premium t-shirt market, just as our men's line has. 

Chivette's Have More Fun...Which is why we set out to create a women's line that would penetrate the premium t-shirt market, just as our men's line has. 

#CHIVEFORCEONE is a go

#CHIVEFORCEONE is a go

We have been hard at work getting #CHIVEFORCEONE for the masses and it is almost there.

 

Chive Force One arrived at Murray Caddyshack Tournament for its dry run and it was a great hit.

 

We have been hard at work getting #CHIVEFORCEONE for the masses and it is almost there.

We have been hard at work getting #CHIVEFORCEONE for the masses and it is almost there.

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All New Cut & Sew Custom Blanks

All New Cut & Sew Custom Blanks

 

The ALL NEW Cut & Sew line arriving at The Chivery Feb. 7, starting with our Offerman Woodshop Tee @12PM PST. All of us at theCHIVE and The Chivery have been perfecting the most comfortable tee and are now pleased to present the new line. We have taken in all the comments from in-house and fellow Chivers and Chivettes to make all your favorite tees even better. Take an exclusive look into The Chivery and the craziness that pursues.

The ALL NEW Cut & Sew line arriving at The Chivery Feb. 7, starting with our Offerman Woodshop Tee @12PM PST. All of us at theCHIVE and The Chivery have been perfecting the most comfortable tee and are now pleased to present the new line.

The ALL NEW Cut & Sew line arriving at The Chivery Feb. 7, starting with our Offerman Woodshop Tee @12PM PST. All of us at theCHIVE and The Chivery have been perfecting the most comfortable tee and are now pleased to present the new line.