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If you're not hungry for that Thanksgiving dinner, then you have to be hungry for something from us, and we've got just what you need. Our Pre-Thanksgiving launched this Thursday, but wait. There's more. Yes... Much more.

 

We've done it again. For the holiday season, The Chivery is offering free domestic shipping on orders over $79. With Black Friday, Cyber Monday, and Christmas all right around the corner, you'll have to get started on your holiday shopping soon, and you ought to save a little while you're doing it.

 

So give thanks! The turkey lovers' favorite holiday is coming, and Christmas right after that. Pumpkin pie and presents, stuffed turkeys and stuffed stockings, and some of the best deals of the year from us at The Chivery. Happy holidays!

 

*Some exclusions and limitations do apply. A flat surcharge of $9.95 is charged for some heavy and unwieldy items. Shipping option is U.S. Domestic only.

The Chivery's Black Friday Apparel Has Leaked...

The Chivery's Black Friday Apparel Has Leaked...

 

One brave soul has broken into The Chivery office and risked his life to show the world their new Black Friday Apparel. This is his story.

One brave soul has broken into The Chivery office and risked his life to show the world their new Black Friday Apparel. This is his story.

One brave soul has broken into The Chivery office and risked his life to show the world their new Black Friday Apparel. This is his story.

The Keep Calm Lifestyle

The Keep Calm Lifestyle

 

Just when you thought the best lifestyle couldn't get better, we've got those designs that you love for your life at home, and we couldn't be more excited. Let's be honest, Chivers, we have a very demanding life. Probably the most demanding lives in the world. We have to somehow balance work and play, and it can be taxing, so we need a safe haven to be able to relax in.

 

Well, have no fear, because we've got you covered. Our mugs and phone cases have been around, but we're proud to announce two brand new items: our shower curtain and our throw pillows. We know you're going to love these. Whether you're taking a sip from a mug, sending a text or answering a call, cuddling on the couch for a movie night, or getting squeaky clean in the shower, do it in style. These classic designs are just what you've been waiting for. But wait, it gets better... We know that's hard to believe, but seriously. This gets even better.

 

 

 

We'd like to introduce our collection of On Demand products, customized to your specifications to make your home the most comfortably awesome place to unwind. You make the rules here. Choose what item you want, which of our cool designs you like, and bam, you've got just what you need to make your home everything a Chiver's ever dreamed a home could be.

 

Because these products are On Demand, we get them to you just like that: On Demand. Every one of these On Demand products are made especially for you because you deserve it. And this is only the beginning...

 

 

If you think these designs are awesome (which we know you do, but still...), just wait. More designs will be On Demand soon, so be on the lookout.

 

*Due to processing of On Demand products, please allow an additional 7-10 days for shipping. (This kind of awesomeness is worth the wait, trust us)

 

'Tis The Season...

'Tis The Season...

Everyone loves the holidays. Warm nights with the family by the fireplace, some hot cocoa and homemade cookies. It starts to snow in real life, just like it's begun to snow virtually as you browse through our new stuff. Thanksgiving's right around the corner which means the Christmas Tree has to be going up soon, and as you deck the halls with ornaments and Christmas Cheer, what's going under the tree has to have crossed your mind. That's where we come in.

 

If you weren't already in the holiday spirit, this'll get you there. The Chivery took a trip to Santa's Workshop, and we've come back from the frigid North Pole with some new designs so amazing, they'll give you chills, even next to the warmest fireplace.

 

 

Thursday, November 20th - We kick it off with our pre-Thanksgiving sale with our newest design "Ostrich HoHoHo." That day will also bring you all new items perfect for the turkey season.

 

 

Thursday, November 27th - Our most sought after designs and hoodies will be gearing up for the season all dressed in black. Black Friday will host exclusive apparel and they're all black-on-black. These limited edition tees and hoodies will sure be gone fast, so stay tuned.

 

 

Monday, December 1st - We cap it off with the craziest day of all. Cyber Monday. Here at The Chivery we like to blow it out of the water and this year isn't any different. Bill Elf'n Murray will be joining the occasion along with the most comfortable Adult Onesie you have ever worn, plus much much more.

 

So get that Christmas wish list ready, because it doesn't matter to us if you've been naughty or nice. We'd actually prefer that you've been naughty. But no matter what, we're going to take care of you. You know what to look forward to this jolly season, so let us know what you think about what's to come in the comments below. Maybe even make a wish, and who knows? Your Christmas dreams just might come true this year.

It's the most wonderful time of the year! What's to come, there's no telling, but The Chivery's selling some awesome new gear! It's the most wonderful time of the year!

It's the most wonderful time of the year! What's to come, there's no telling, but The Chivery's selling some awesome new gear! It's the most wonderful time of the year!

Happy Veterans Day from The Chivery

Happy Veterans Day from The Chivery

Thank you, Veterans, for serving the great United States of America. We can't say that enough, whether it's Veterans Day or any other day of the year, what they do for us is so great that they deserve every ounce of gratitude we can muster, and then some.

 

Here at The Chivery, we salute our soldiers by doing everything that we can to support them, respect them, and honor their sacrifices. We work our hardest to make sure that our products are the finest because our Veterans never stop working for us, and today, we give back what we can For Those Who Gave All.

 

 

FTWGA Tee KCCO Silkies

 

 

KCCO Military Patch 2-Pack
Chive Challenge Coin 2-Pack

 

 

Team Rubicon KCCO Chive Operator Hat

 

 

Camo KCCO (Now 20% Off)
Military KCCO (Now 20% Off)

 

To further show our appreciation this Veterans Day, we're offering free standard domestic shipping on all orders over $79 for today only, but that's on all clothing items. Our older military T-Shirts are also 20% off, so grab some gear and show your support for our Veterans today.

 

Remember that we live in the land of the free BECAUSE of the brave, so thank every Veteran you see today. They truly are what make America the greatest country in the world.

Remember that we live in the land of the free BECAUSE of the brave, so thank every Veteran you see today. They truly are what make America the greatest country in the world.

Remember that we live in the land of the free BECAUSE of the brave, so thank every Veteran you see today. They truly are what make America the greatest country in the world.

For Those Who Gave All...

For Those Who Gave All...

America truly is the greatest country on the planet. We have such freedom and liberty in this wonderful nation, and we owe a lot of that to our troops. They make unbelievable sacrifices everyday so we all can live happily, and there's no way we could ever thank them enough. They gave and continue to give their all, and we're eternally indebted.

 

Our Focus Group a few weeks ago went phenomenally. We received valuable input from service members as to what they wanted to see, and some direct feedback about what's coming up for us. Based on their opinions and suggestions, we've developed some awesome new equipment. And it's just in time for Veteran's Day.

 

 

This gear has been operationally tested, and is probably the best in the business for any kind of PT, at anytime of the day, in any kind of weather. Water resistant, a breathable but tough material, these clothes'll withstand anything you can think of. Guaranteed. 

 

We got your 6 on this, because y'all have had ours for as long as the American people can remember. Our new products will be available on the 11th in honor of all our Veterans. For Those Who Gave All, we thank you for your service and everything you've done and continue to do for this country.

We've developed some awesome new equipment, just in time for Veteran's Day.

We've developed some awesome new equipment, just in time for Veteran's Day.

The Chivery Launches Its New Flat Shipping Rate

The Chivery Launches Its New Flat Shipping Rate

AUSTIN, Texas – November 4, 2014 – Today, The Chivery is proud to introduce new flat rate shipping for Chivers, and that’s probably the most awesome thing that’s happened on a Tuesday in the history of ever. Now, no matter the number of items ordered, the shipping cost will be a flat fee of $5.95* across the board for domestic orders. This gives Chivers the opportunity to get more for less, and everyone loves a good deal.

 

The Chivery brand has always pledged to ensure customer satisfaction by going above and beyond the needs of each individual customer, and this is no different. Customers have had concerns about shipping in the past, and The Chivery has answered, swiftly and effectively.

 

*Some exclusions and limitations apply. A flat surcharge of $9.95 is charged for some heavy and unwieldy items. Shipping option is U.S. Domestic only.

The Chivery is proud to introduce new flat rate shipping for Chivers.

The Chivery is proud to introduce new flat rate shipping for Chivers.

Happy Halloween from The Chivery

Happy Halloween from The Chivery

Zombie, Nurse, Vampire... Whatever you're going to be tonight, be sure to enjoy yourself. Your disguise encourages your night of ensuing debauchery because there's a chance most people won't recognize you. Party hard, Chivers. Party hard.

 

It's fucking Halloween, so if you're not reading this with a drink in your hand, go get one, and if you're sober and reading this, you're doing it completely wrong. Get a little buzz going and come back when you're ready. This'll be here for a while, but Halloween night only comes once a year, so start enjoying it. Now.

 

This night would be nothing without the masks and makeup, and we've seen some crazy costumes over the years. Check these out!

 

 

We can only hope that one of our designs added a little flair to your costume. If we did it right, Chivers worldwide will be wearing their Best Costume Ever tonight, and after raging like we should, we'll all be Drunk Ass Zombies tomorrow morning. So go for that hottie wearing that sexy little maid outfit. Hopefully, you grabbed one of our Halloween Tees so she'll have something to wear on All Saint’s Day, 2014. And if you didn't get to, snag one now just to remember what went down this eventful evening.

 

We'd love to see what all's going down out there tonight, so share some of your costumes with us in the comments below. Have fun, of course and please, fellow Chivers, be safe this evening. You'll have too many tales to tell tomorrow. Us here at The Chivery wish you a very Happy Halloween!

It's Halloween, and y'all know what that means. Party hard, Chivers. Party hard.

It's Halloween, and y'all know what that means. Party hard, Chivers. Party hard.

Miss Florida Pays theCHIVE a Visit - Behind the Scenes with Brittany Oldehoff

Miss Florida Pays theCHIVE a Visit - Behind the Scenes with Brittany Oldehoff

It's not everyday you get to meet a state's most beautiful woman, but we were lucky enough to have that happen earlier this week, as Ms. Brittany Oldehoff stopped by our office for a little photo shoot. We really are lucky. Recently crowned Miss Florida USA 2014, Brittany was a ton of fun, ready for anything we had in store for her. Here's a little look behind the scenes. 

 

 

We all love Mexican food, margaritas, and some good Tequila, so we gave the Floridian a little taste of that Tex-Mex flavor. We all love a little friendly competition, too. Burrito snatching, face stuffing races, punchbag punching, and boxing matches are just everyday things for us, and we're always down for whatever. Our shoot that included all of the above.

 

 

It was a huge treat to have Brittany in the office, and we can only hope that she had as much fun as we did. Check her out on Facebook, Instagram, or Twitter, and let us know what you think in the comments below. Another big thanks to Brittany for coming out. Miss Florida couldn't have looked better in Texas. Hope y'all enjoyed, there's more behind the scenes footage coming soon!

It's not everyday you get to meet a state's most beautiful woman...

It's not everyday you get to meet a state's most beautiful woman...

We Salute our Service Members

We Salute our Service Members

First and foremost, we'd like to give a big shout out to all our servicemen that came out to our Focus Group earlier this month. They brought an incredible amount of energy to the office, which was powerful and refreshing, and spending time with them was truly inspiring. We can’t begin to express how honored we are to have their support here at theCHIVE.

 

We’ve got some awesome stuff coming soon, developed for those dedicated to making this country the best country on the planet. The gentlemen that came to see us put some of the new gear to the test and gave us a stamp of approval. In ‘Merica We Trust.

 

 

There's nothing nobler than serving the greatest country in the world. The sacrifices our soldiers have made and continue to make for the American people are incredible, selfless, and immeasurably appreciated. Seriously, thank you for everything that you do. Here is a little taste of what is soon to come...

 

 

Let us know what you think or what you'd like to see in the comments below. We're sure to be having another Focus Group soon, so be on the lookout. And again, theCHIVE thanks you for serving our country.

The servicemen that came to our Focus Group at the office (10/2) put some new gear to the test and gave us a stamp of approval. In ‘Merica We Trust.

The servicemen that came to our Focus Group at the office (10/2) put some new gear to the test and gave us a stamp of approval. In ‘Merica We Trust.

Where It All Started

Where It All Started

There's a certain appreciation, nay, a respect you have when a fellow Chiver crosses your path. There's an instant connection between the two of you. That appreciation, that respect, that connection was all the motivation we needed to make sure we went the extra mile for you T-Shirt junkies. And we don't plan on stopping anytime soon. The custom cut and sew design, the gold foil label, the QR code, we pride ourselves in making sure our apparel is crafted to match the uniqueness of every Chiver wearing it. So be proud when you see a fellow Chiver walking proudly within the ranks because that bond between everyone of us is where it all started. That bond made of Awesomeness and a knowledge that the Tees you're wearing are probably the best Tees in the world. Keep Calm and Chive On, everybody.

 

 

Our very first shipment of Keep Calms arrive at our offices. We didn't know what we were in for. Watch the start of our new Cut and Sew line, bringing unrivaled quality to our T-shirt blanks. RIGHT HERE

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The original Keep Calm and Chive On returns to The Chivery tomorrow @12PM PDT 3PM EDT.

There's a certain appreciation, nay, a respect you have when a fellow Chiver crosses your path. There's an instant connection between the two of you.

There's a certain appreciation, nay, a respect you have when a fellow Chiver crosses your path. There's an instant connection between the two of you.

#CHIVECAMPUS Returns, Just In Time For Midterms

#CHIVECAMPUS Returns, Just In Time For Midterms

What’s up, College Chivers. Today’s topic: the scientific method. Kidding. The real topic: the results of our #CHIVECAMPUS experiment, and we've got them just in time for midterms. You’re welcome.

 

College move-in means one thing: Plain. White. Walls. Maybe beige if you’re lucky. Those rock-hard beds and couches in your “fully furnished apartment” only complement that boring color, and that sounds like a problem. So we fixed it. Together.

 

You’re not the plain, boring character that your naked apartment wants you to be. You're the life of your own party. Your response when you can’t afford to drink is “Fuck it, let’s drink to that.” You’re not just the average college student, you’re a Chiver at heart, and your duty is to let it be known.

 

So let's keep this thing going. Whether you’re donning your favorite ChiveNation Tee, flying your KCCO flag, or partying in an apartment full of Chive posters, we want to see photos of your fucked up collegiate shenanigans. If it looks like you’re hosting a wine tasting, and the drunkest person's only slightly tipsy, your photo is unacceptable. Boobs, bars, beers, butts, booze, bras, and binge drinking are more plausible themes. You’re a college student. Act like it.


Let us live vicariously through you, fellow Chiver. Share these moments with us so we can try to remember our own drunken stupors that set us on the five-year-plan. Hashtag the photos #CHIVECAMPUS on your social media, and show us the difference between the average college student and a Chiver pursuing higher education.

We expect Awesomeness, and we're counting on you to deliver it.

What’s up, College Chivers. Today’s topic: the scientific method. Kidding. The real topic: the results of our #CHIVECAMPUS experiment, and we've got them just in time for midterms.

What’s up, College Chivers. Today’s topic: the scientific method. Kidding. The real topic: the results of our #CHIVECAMPUS experiment, and we've got them just in time for midterms.

Your Future Chiver's First Steps

Your Future Chiver's First Steps

Your parenting skills are at an expert level, so your kid definitely had a head start on Awesomeness fresh out of the womb. From their crib to their first steps to their first day of elementary school, do the Future Chiver a favor and dress them accordingly, because that’s probably the best way to make sure your kid’ll be a badass when they grow up.

 

 

If you’re expecting, you probably felt a few kicks as you read this. We know you’re raising our future generation, whether they’re riding the bus to school for the first time, just peeking over the playpen, or baking down there in that oven, we want to know how good you think our future’s going to look.

So tell us what you think! Leave us a comment below about what you like and are excited to see! These kiddos are the future, so we want to make sure they're looking good before they even know what looking good is.

Your parenting skills are at an expert level, so your kid definitely had a head start on Awesomeness fresh out of the womb.

Your parenting skills are at an expert level, so your kid definitely had a head start on Awesomeness fresh out of the womb.

Bill Fuckin’ Murray

Bill Fuckin’ Murray

Let’s be honest, BFM can make us laugh when he’s just sitting down, doing nothing. Would you watch anyone else sing-talk “Shelter from the Storm” over Bob Dylan for about three minutes? Didn’t think so. Those camo shorts, that Walkman he’s got strapped to himself, and that small potted plant that he’s watering looks dead already, but that’s the kind of uniqueness we can only expect from a fucking legend. theCHIVE’s patron saint of doing whatever he pleases, Bill Fuckin’ Murray gives us another reason to love him in St. Vincent.

 

Let’s be honest, BFM can make us laugh when he’s just sitting down, doing nothing. Would you watch anyone else sing-talk “Shelter from the Storm” over Bob Dylan for about three minutes?

Let’s be honest, BFM can make us laugh when he’s just sitting down, doing nothing. Would you watch anyone else sing-talk “Shelter from the Storm” over Bob Dylan for about three minutes?

Halloween at The Chivery

Halloween at The Chivery

No Tricks, Just Treats

Halloween isn’t really a gift giving holiday. Actually, it isn’t a holiday at all. But we’ve got a reason for you to celebrate like it is. Excited? So are we.

Faithful Chivers, for you, Halloween 2014 will be a hell of a lot more than large quantities of alcohol and the drunken blur of generic costumes you’ll barely remember. New designs, exclusive to Halloween 2014, and maybe even some revamped designs that you missed last year. Who knows? When’s the last time you had a costume that doubled as a collector’s item?



You probably can’t wait. We can’t. Let us know what you think, what you like, and what you’re excited to see. They’ll be arriving October 9th, and don’t worry, there are more designs to come. But more designs doesn’t mean these treats won’t go fast, so get ready. You might want to get two shirts just to celebrate. Happy Halloween.

 

Halloween isn’t really a gift giving holiday. Actually, it isn’t a holiday at all. But we’ve got a reason for you to celebrate like it is. Excited? So are we.

Halloween isn’t really a gift giving holiday. Actually, it isn’t a holiday at all. But we’ve got a reason for you to celebrate like it is. Excited? So are we.

Chivette's Have More Fun...

Chivette's Have More Fun...

Chivette's Have More Fun...Which is why we set out to create a women's line that would penetrate the premium t-shirt market, just as our men's line has. 

 

I mean, come on... what would theChive be without Chivettes? What would Hump Day be without humps? Mind the Gap would just be a boring Monday without girls in yoga pants. Whether its with permanent marker or a sexy smile, Chivettes all over the world constantly remind us to KCCO! 

 

I've since made it my mission to create a clothing line specifically for Chivettes that is equally as fun and sexy as we are! 

 

I wanted to give Chivettes something more than tshirts, developing fashion-forward pieces that would make Chivettes feel like there was a sexiness to the clothing, without being too revealing. 

 

We saw that Chivettes were submitting more and more photos in sports bras and workout gear, which is why we decided to make our own line of athletic wear, just for Chivettes. What girl doesn't want to spend a little less to look good at the gym? 

 

The Chivette Athletic line is intended to be worn both as fitness and casual wear. Whether you're working out, hanging around the house, or running to the grocery store, our clothes allow you to do it comfortably, while showing the world that you are a Chivette.

 

We use the same performance fabrics as active wear brands and (unlike a lot of them), we pride ourselves on our commitment to "Made in 'Merica." The majority of our Chivette line is made in LA - even our fabric is milled in USA!  

 

From tees and tanks to lingerie and swimwear in just over a year, we have transformed the Chivette brand. I am constantly working on expanding the line to give Chivettes what they really want to wear. Moving into Fall/Winter, we have some exciting new additions including lounge wear, PJs, and jewelry, in addition to a deep-V, so keep an eye out!

Chivette's Have More Fun...Which is why we set out to create a women's line that would penetrate the premium t-shirt market, just as our men's line has. 

Chivette's Have More Fun...Which is why we set out to create a women's line that would penetrate the premium t-shirt market, just as our men's line has. 

#CHIVEFORCEONE is a go

#CHIVEFORCEONE is a go

We have been hard at work getting #CHIVEFORCEONE for the masses and it is almost there.

 

Chive Force One arrived at Murray Caddyshack Tournament for its dry run and it was a great hit.

 

We have been hard at work getting #CHIVEFORCEONE for the masses and it is almost there.

We have been hard at work getting #CHIVEFORCEONE for the masses and it is almost there.

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All New Cut & Sew Custom Blanks

All New Cut & Sew Custom Blanks

 

The ALL NEW Cut & Sew line arriving at The Chivery Feb. 7, starting with our Offerman Woodshop Tee @12PM PST. All of us at theCHIVE and The Chivery have been perfecting the most comfortable tee and are now pleased to present the new line. We have taken in all the comments from in-house and fellow Chivers and Chivettes to make all your favorite tees even better. Take an exclusive look into The Chivery and the craziness that pursues.

The ALL NEW Cut & Sew line arriving at The Chivery Feb. 7, starting with our Offerman Woodshop Tee @12PM PST. All of us at theCHIVE and The Chivery have been perfecting the most comfortable tee and are now pleased to present the new line.

The ALL NEW Cut & Sew line arriving at The Chivery Feb. 7, starting with our Offerman Woodshop Tee @12PM PST. All of us at theCHIVE and The Chivery have been perfecting the most comfortable tee and are now pleased to present the new line.

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