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Launching May 17th

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Keep Calm and Chive On Onesie

$19.95

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They say it takes a village to raise a child. That's all well and good, but we'll do you one better.

Picture everyone in that village wearing the most sought after shirt in 'Merica, the mighty 'Keep Calm and Chive On' tee. Boom.

Our most popular super soft, perfect fit t-shirt now comes sized for the whole village: dads, moms, cool-uncles, hot babysitters, and KICKASS KIDS. We even make a one piece bodysuit for badass babies.

Get one for each and every villager and future chiver in your life. Best. Village. EVER.

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