We've never done anything more irrational and silly as the time we etched Dickbutt into a gold bar. Well, what if we told you we're doing one better?

Introducing the Dickbutt Legal Tender 1/2 Gram Gold Coin available Wednesday, 8/31 at 10AM EST.

Yes, Dickbutt. This tiny but mighty piece of art is legal tender in the Republic of Cameroon! Avoid getting blue balls, sign up below so you don't miss this limited edition launch.