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C-Slimer Tee <\/h5> \r\n
It's not just an amazing HI-C Flavor. Our C-Slimer Tee is a throwback of the best variety, and pairs great with evil paintings or large marshmallow monsters. There is no Chive, Only ZUUL.<\/p> \r\n<\/li> \r\n
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Bayside Chivers Tee <\/h5> \r\n
This exclusive design celebrates Bayside's sexiest student, Kelly Kapowski, and our beloved Chivery Ostrich, because who needs a Tiger, right? This tee delivers the feels. You know, the days of Cheetos and Mountain Dew, air-guitaring to the best TV theme song ever.<\/p> \r\n<\/li> \r\n
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Skull (Chivers Never Say Die) SiliPint <\/h5> \r\n
You love drinking, you love The Goonies, and you hate breaking shit (on accident), so we're bringing you this badass, 16-ounce misfit-inspired silicone pint. Perfect for camping trips, lazy weekends in the pool, or wild adventures to find one-eyed Willy's long-lost treasure. Oh, and Chivers Never Say Die.<\/p> \r\n<\/li> \r\n
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C-Slimer Sticker <\/h5> \r\n
Slime your car, computer, beer fridge, or cooler with this badass sticker. We don't really care where you stick it, we just want you to show off your love of both the greatest website in the world, and the greatest ghost-fighting movie of all time.<\/p> \r\n<\/li> \r\n
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Krypton Thinking Putty <\/h5> \r\n
This krypton thinking putty perfectly compliments this nostalgic box. We majorly upped the silly putty game with this eerie, from-another-planet, radioactive green goo that will keep your hands busy, and free up more space in your brain.<\/p> \r\n<\/li> \r\n<\/ul>","year":2016},"11":{"image":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0065\/0022\/t\/33\/assets\/shopify_cms_Chive-Box-November_d7449e6acbea484064146cdc04b65d1c.jpg?17203808288280047092","content":"
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Burly Tee<\/h5>\r\n\t\t
Marge Simpson had quite the affinity for him, and we think that anybody this strapping and stout is pretty badass too. And since it IS Movember and all, we gotta give mad props to that awesome 'stache.<\/p>\r\n\t<\/li>\r\n\t
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BFM Rider Sticker<\/h5>\r\n\t\t
We love him, you love him, and apparently the 70s loved him too. This throwback BFM sticker is perfect for your car, computer, fridge, or anything else equipped for this much awesomeness.<\/p>\r\n\t<\/li>\r\n\t
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Billy Jealousy Gnarly Sheen Beard Oil<\/h5>\r\n\t\t
Just because you get a little out of control every now and then doesn't mean that your beard should do the same. Keep your beard soft, shiny, and smooth with this all-natural beard tamer. This stuff smells amazing, too!<\/p>\r\n\t<\/li>\r\n\t
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Balls of Steel 2-Pack<\/h5>\r\n\t\t
Keep your whiskey chilled without dilution with Balls of Steel. Not only are these highly useful and charming, but they support a great cause, with 15% of proceeds going directly toward testicular cancer cure research.<\/p>\r\n\t<\/li>\r\n\t
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Moguard Mustache Protector<\/h5>\r\n\t\t
Avoid a beer foam mustache and drippy lips with this clever little cup contraption. This also offers slosh protection while walking, a barrier from ice on final sips, and cup identification.<\/p>\r\n\t<\/li>\r\n\t
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Red Chivette Crest Tee<\/h5>\r\n\t\t
This super-comfortable and soft V-neck tee offers an amazing cut, and an adorable style. It makes for a great gift for the Chivette in your life or, you know, for yourself!<\/p>\r\n\t<\/li>\r\n\t
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theCHIVE Wine Key<\/h5>\r\n\t\t
Designed to exemplify top-shelf quality, this wine key takes dinner parties and happy hours to the next level. Uncork in style with the double-hinged arm, five-turn worm and handle-integrated foil cutter, and 24-karat gold plating. Oooh la la!<\/p>\r\n\t<\/li>\r\n\t
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Wine Stain Remover Kit<\/h5>\r\n\t\t
Love red wine, but afraid of ruining your clothes? Now you can wear your whites and drink your reds with this convenient kit! All natural non-toxic ingredients, and safe for kids and pets too!<\/p>\r\n\t<\/li>\r\n<\/ul>","year":2016},"12":{"image":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0065\/0022\/t\/33\/assets\/shopify_cms_Membership-Box-December-2016-002_7b9e84bdd8b99988991cca6adc2b24ab.jpg?4329761142751225430","content":"
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Santa's Little Helper T-Shirt<\/h5>\r\n\t\t
The in-laws are coming, decorations need to go up, and you haven't even started shopping. Happy Holidays! Our Santa's Little Helper T-Shirt feels your pain, and wants to remind you to Keep Calm, because there's always whiskey.<\/p>\r\n\t<\/li>\r\n\t
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Keep Calm Christmas Tree T-Shirt<\/h5>\r\n\t\t
Nothing spreads holiday cheer like our Keep Calm Christmas T-Shirt, featuring a design that is sure to bring all the festive feels. This tee is not only exclusive, it's also badass because it shows both the spirit of the season and your Chiver pride! \r\n<\/p>\r\n\t<\/li>\r\n\t
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Keep Calm Christmas Tree Ornament<\/h5>\r\n\t\t
This one-of-a-kind ornament adds a flashy, merry-Chiver touch to the almighty tree. You know the one, that will have you finding pine needles throughout your house for six fucking months after the holidays? Cheers! <\/p>\r\n\t<\/li>\r\n\t
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Chive Patch Trucker Hat <\/h5>\r\n\t\t
The Chive Patch Trucker Hat is one of our best yet. Featuring a badass new patch, and a full-on mesh party in the back to keep your noggin cool, this one is sure to be your new favorite. <\/p>\r\n\t<\/li>\r\n<\/ul>\r\n","year":2016}},"2017":{"1":{"image":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0065\/0022\/t\/33\/assets\/shopify_cms_Membership-Box-1.23.17-002_ed1f8e248fc1efd643165bf119d615ac.jpg?1666161854012708174","content":"
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Tech C T-Shirt <\/h5>\r\n\t\t
The holidays are over, your family is on your nerves and you've eaten until you hate yourself. But the good news is the new year is here! It's finally time to make good on all the empty promises that you've made in years past. Strap on the new Tech C shirt and burst into the new year in style! The design utilizes a reflective ink, perfect for safety while running, biking, or bar hopping<\/p>\r\n\t<\/li>\r\n\t
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KCCO Sunrise T-Shirt and Tank<\/h5>\r\n\t\t
The KCCO Rising Sun T-Shirt and Tank are the epitome of cool. So embrace the warmth and wear this shirt proudly, Chivers! You deserve it!<\/p>\r\n\t<\/li>\r\n\t
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Furly Bros Candle<\/h5>\r\n\t\t
These one-of-a-kind candles are inspired by the design of vintage motor oil cans. These candles might not make you as cool as Steve McQueen but you can rest assured he probably used them. Let these candles light a fire in your life...or your pants for the new year.<\/p>\r\n\t<\/li>\r\n\t
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Wallet Ninja Multi-Tool<\/h5>\r\n\t\t
Finally, the everyday carry multi-tool you've been looking for! You're a real life MacGyver! It's a screwdriver, bottle opener, cellphone stand, can opener and so much more! The best part? It fits right in your wallet. You'll never leave home without it.\r\n <\/p>\r\n\t<\/li>\r\n\t
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Tech C Decal<\/h5>\r\n\t\t
The new year is here so it's time to look like you have your shit together. You might not always be able to roll in style in your new tech s shirt, so here is the perfect alternative! Slap this bad boy on your laptop, your car, even your baby!<\/p>\r\n\t<\/li>\r\n<\/ul>\r\n","year":2017},"2":{"image":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0065\/0022\/t\/33\/assets\/shopify_cms_theCHIVE-Box_Feb_0ae31437e08fbb8f9e479d29e453749c.jpg?8187192096260670008","content":"
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T.Hanks T-Shirt <\/h5>\r\n\t\t
He got his wish to be \"big.\" He taught us how life is like a box o' chocolates. He even befriended a f*ckin' volleyball. All for us. For all that sacrifice, we made this exclusive T. Hanks design to proclaim our gratitude for America's most beloved actor-hero.<\/p>\r\n\t<\/li>\r\n\t
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KCCO Est. T-Shirt <\/h5>\r\n\t\t
It was a simpler time. A more... innocent time. But way back in November 2008, a couple of brothers unknowingly started a global movement. And the world has never been the same since. This simple, yet highly nostalgic (sniff) tee is a special one, made exclusively available through theCHIVE Box!<\/p>\r\n\t<\/li>\r\n\t
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Chive Nation Bandana <\/h5>\r\n\t\t
Chive Nation is the greatest community in the world. Chivers band together to hold meetups, raise charity funds, and just be awesome. This versatile bandana will come in handy for just about everything. Especially robbing banks. (Our lawyers are telling us to say \"Please do not use this to rob a bank.\")<\/p>\r\n\t<\/li>\r\n\t
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Drop Catch Bottle Opener <\/h5>\r\n\t\t
Open your brews, catch the bottle caps, and rock an etched KCCO logo on this badass wall-mounted bottle opener. Featuring a slick design, crazy durability, and custom details, it'll take your home bar to the next level.<\/p>\r\n\t<\/li>\r\n\t
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Stainless Steel Speed Opener (Bonus Item) <\/h5>\r\n\t\t
We like you so much that we decided to give you a freebie this month. We tossed in this handy bottle opener. It's a bottle opener. You open bottles with it. Bottles of beer. You can only use it for that.<\/p>\r\n\t<\/li>\r\n<\/ul>\r\n","year":2017},"3":{"image":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0065\/0022\/t\/33\/assets\/shopify_cms_march-2017-chive-box_83f8b9253ca62a5c3080156c1a81acc6.jpg?6869056790786341136","content":"
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BaskE.T. Ball Tee <\/h5>\r\n\t\t
Y'know, the Monstars might've pulled out the win against the Toon Squad if they had the best power forward in the space league: E.T. But, they didn't and we all know what happened. Let this amazing mash-up be a reminder: the magic was inside you all along.<\/p>\r\n\t<\/li>\r\n\t
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theCHIVE C Diver Tee <\/h5>\r\n\t\t
Here at theCHIVE, we plumb the depths of the internet so you don't have to. That was the inspiration for this vintage-style graphic tee, exclusive for box subscribers. Wear it proudly, because sometimes it gets deep in here, if you know what we mean.<\/p>\r\n\t<\/li>\r\n\t
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Irish KCCO Sticker <\/h5>\r\n\t\t
The month of March means many things to many people - March Madness, the first day of spring, the Ides of March and so on. But here at theCHIVE it just means St. Paddy's Day. So, Keep Calm, Chive On and let your Irish Flag fly.<\/p>\r\n\t<\/li>\r\n\t
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Keep Calm Script Flask <\/h5>\r\n\t\t
theCHIVE Box subscribers are some classy mother*ckers. So, we classed up the original Keep Calm logo for this fancy-as-hell flask. Just for you. You're welcome.<\/p>\r\n\t<\/li>\r\n\t
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BFM in Color Koozies <\/h5>\r\n\t\t
BFM. In color. On a Koozie. This one needs no explanation, just enjoy!<\/p>\r\n\t<\/li>\r\n<\/ul>\r\n","year":2017},"4":{"image":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0065\/0022\/t\/33\/assets\/shopify_cms_April-Box_ecc9c9f0f945429c062ab8a42382563d.jpg?5855024270463643943","content":"
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Murray Toon Tee <\/h5>\r\n\t\t
Bill Fucking Murray! As you know, being a member of the exclusive chive box has its benefits. For the first time, a fresh, new BFM t-shirt only made available to a select few. Lucky you. Wear this bad boy with pride and make everyone else jealous!<\/p>\r\n\t<\/li>\r\n\t
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Bob Ross \"Happy Trees\" Tee <\/h5>\r\n\t\t
Finally, the joy of painting has come to life. Not on a canvas as you might think but on a t-shirt! Now you can wear the nostalgic Bob Ross and all of his Happy Trees right on your chest! <\/p>\r\n\t<\/li>\r\n\t
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KCCO Power Bank Charger <\/h5>\r\n\t\t
Phones are a crucial part of everyday life these days. As we become more and more attached to\r\nOur devices the need for power-on-the-go is ever present. Well, now you have a custom KCCO compact charger that you can take everywhere. Keep your digital juices flowing with this awesome everyday carry KCCO charger!<\/p>\r\n\t<\/li>\r\n\t
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theCHIVE Park Sticker <\/h5>\r\n\t\t
Must go faster! We all know Jurassic Park is one of the greatest movies of all time and theCHIVE is probably the greatest website of all time. The two powerhouses have combined forces to bring you the one and only theCHIVE Park Sticker! Pop this on the side of your Jeep - or Geo metro - whatever, it's still cool!<\/p>\r\n\t<\/li>\r\n\t
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Jack Daniel's Coffee <\/h5>\r\n\t\t
Jack Daniel's is usually associated with a great night and a horrible morning. Recently the lovely folks over at JD have created a way to make both your night and following morning amazing. Now you don't have to wake up hating yourself from the questionable choices you made the night before. You're welcome.<\/p>\r\n\t<\/li>\r\n\t\t
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Word Notebook 3-pack <\/h5>\r\n\t\t
This 3-pack of notebooks is perfect for making lists. I mean, who doesn't love a good list? Amirite? These are also awesome for organizing your life and just flat out getting shit done.<\/p>\r\n\t<\/li>\r\n<\/ul>","year":2017},"5":{"image":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0065\/0022\/t\/33\/assets\/shopify_cms_may-box_09a2b83ad6d67f1c05b024c32d48bb9d.jpg?1005516240020339808","content":"
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I Make Sith Look Good T-shirt <\/h5>\r\n\t\t
Finally, the shirt of all shirts has arrived! This tee combines two of the most legendary movies ever made into one awesome design! Let's raise a glass to truly stellar shirt!<\/p>\r\n\t<\/li>\r\n\t
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Made In America T-Shirt <\/h5>\r\n\t\t
Damn right your dad would wear it! Patriotism is alive and well my fellow Chivers sowWear this shirt proudly just like your dad would have. America - F*ck Yeah!<\/p>\r\n\t<\/li>\r\n\t
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KCCO Corkcicle Tumbler <\/h5>\r\n\t\t
Summer is fast approaching, Chivers! Now you own this custom, sleek Corkcicle tumbler to keep your delicious drinks cold \/ hot. By drinks we obviously mean booze. <\/p>\r\n\t<\/li>\r\n\t
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Made In America Sticker <\/h5>\r\n\t\t
There are a lot of things we're proud of here at theCHIVE. One of them is being Made In America and the second is giving a shit about our fellow Chivers! Slap this sticker anywhere and pledge your allegiance!<\/p>\r\n\t<\/li>\r\n\t
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Fidget Tool <\/h5>\r\n\t\t
Boredom is a helluva a thing. It can take the best of us down. Don't worry your little fontanel. We've found a solution. The new fidget cube will occupy your hands and mind and power you through even the most severe boredom.<\/p>\r\n\t<\/li>\r\n<\/ul>","year":2017},"6":{"image":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0065\/0022\/t\/33\/assets\/shopify_cms_June%202017%20Chive%20Box_b9633d0d0d0cfbd8f4716a3d79ffe3d2.jpg?7379740088116895221","content":"
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theCHIVE C Donut Tee <\/h5>\r\n\t\t
Hey there, fella? Ya hungry? theCHIVE C Donut tee has arrived! Wear this glorious shirt to channel your inner beer drinking, donut-eating, Homer Simpson self. I mean let's be honest. Who doesn't love donuts?<\/p>\r\n\t<\/li>\r\n\t
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Keep Calm USA Tee <\/h5>\r\n\t\t
The ultimate Keep Calm USA shirt is now yours! It's made from the most patriotic of threads - perfect for celebrating the good ol' USA any day of the week! Wear this shirt proudly just like George Washington would have.<\/p>\r\n\t<\/li>\r\n\t
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Kinetic Sand <\/h5>\r\n\t\t
No time to go to the beach this year? Don't worry! With theCHIVE Kinetic Sand you can make all the awesome sand castles you want right in your living room! This amazing sand is moldable, squeezable and flat out awesome! We dare you not to love it. <\/p>\r\n\t<\/li>\r\n\t
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theCHIVE C Frisbee <\/h5>\r\n\t\t
Don't let any weasels snag your bee this summer! Whether you're on the beach or camping in a state park, take your Chive C Frisbee everywhere! This is definitely an everyday carry item if you're the life of the party!<\/p>\r\n\t<\/li>\r\n\t
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KCCO Campfire Sticker <\/h5>\r\n\t\t
It's almost summer and we all know what that means. Campout! Make sure before you place your snazzy new campfire master sticker anywhere that you have the skills to back it up!<\/p>\r\n\t<\/li>\r\n\t
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theCHIVE C Donut Sticker <\/h5>\r\n\t\t
If this sticker doesn't make you smile...nothing will. This is almost better than getting a puppy at Christmas. Well, almost. theCHIVE C Donut sticker is here in all its glory! <\/p>\r\n\t<\/li>\r\n<\/ul>","year":2017},"7":{"image":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0065\/0022\/t\/33\/assets\/shopify_cms_July%202017%20Chive%20Box_0d968e9e7c0fb855198a617b88f05b3c.jpg?6545338475568512741","content":"
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Savage Tee <\/h5>\r\n\t\t
Do you remember the Wonder Years? Kevin, Paul and Winnie? We do and they were amazing! Now our favorite misfit Kevin aka Fred Savage can be with you forever!<\/p>\r\n\t<\/li>\r\n\t
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Nice Beaver Tee <\/h5>\r\n\t\t
\"Nice beaver.\" \"Thanks, i just found it.\" A classic line from a one-of-a-kind actor! Now Leslie Nielsen will be forever immortalized on one our hilarious CHIVE tees<\/p>\r\n\t<\/li>\r\n\t
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Scout Belt <\/h5>\r\n\t\t
Inspired by the highly popular scout-style web belt, we created a one size fits all glorious iteration! We've carefully etched our highly popular KCCO logo on the buckle to help you show your chive pride all the time! Simply cut the belt to size. <\/p>\r\n\t<\/li>\r\n\t
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theCHIVE POG Set <\/h5>\r\n\t\t
POGs are arguably one of the most nostalgic games from our childhood! This awesome custom POG set comes with some of our favorites designs as well as a custom slammer for total domination!<\/p>\r\n\t<\/li>\r\n\t
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Chivette Bracelet <\/h5>\r\n\t\t
Ladies, it's time to treat yo self! This engraved bracelet is made just for you and will keep you looking and feeling fancy for your Chiver!<\/p>\r\n\t<\/li>\r\n\t
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Whoopee cushion <\/h5>\r\n\t\t
Let's be honest. Fart jokes will never get old and neither will good old fashioned practical jokes! Use this cushion of the whoopee variety wisely.<\/p>\r\n\t<\/li>\r\n\t
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Wolverabe Sticker <\/h5>\r\n\t\t
For the first and only time, we are releasing this Bob designed sticker into the wild! Treasure this awesome piece of CHIVE history and place it somewhere for all to admire!<\/p>\r\n\t<\/li>\r\n\t
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KCCO Game Boy Sticker <\/h5>\r\n\t\t
As one of the original 8-bit handheld gaming devises, Game Boy blew the minds of youth all around the world. Now you can continue that tradition of blowing minds with this awesomely nostalgic sticker!<\/p>\r\n\t<\/li>\r\n\t
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JTT Sticker <\/h5>\r\n\t\t
Jonathan Taylor Thomas. Swoon! Home improvement, The Lion King, Tom and Huck! Ladies, you all remember where you were the first time you laid eyes on this hunk. You might want to buy a trapper keeper just to have the perfect spot to put this sticker!<\/p>\r\n\t<\/li>\r\n<\/ul>","year":2017},"8":{"image":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0065\/0022\/t\/33\/assets\/shopify_cms_Membership%20Box%20Aug_573f898d33d817945891199b8b6858df.jpg?10664067203188210647","content":"
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CHIVE On Speakeasy Tee<\/h5>\r\n\t\t
If you're a fan of blind pigs, illicit establishments and booze then consider this tee to be your new favorite! The new CHIVE On Speakeasy shirt will pair well with your favorite libation!<\/p>\r\n\t<\/li>\r\n\t
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Boozed and Confused Tee <\/h5>\r\n\t\t
I know we've all felt this way before. Hell, some of you may feel like this as you read this blurb. Buy Me Brunch and The Chivery have teamed up to bring you this exclusive design only available to our VIP members. <\/p>\r\n\t<\/li>\r\n\t
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theCHIVE Blackout Patch Pack <\/h5>\r\n\t\t
Our exclusive Blackout Patch is sure to turn heads. Place the iron-on patches on all of your favorite items to boldly show theCHIVE allegiance! <\/p>\r\n\t<\/li>\r\n\t
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YETI Duracoat Colster(TM) <\/h5>\r\n\t\t
YETI, just like theCHIVE, is known for its amazing quality of product. The Colster(TM) will keep your drinks cold for hours in this hot summer heat! Now you can party until the wheels come off and never have to worry about warm beers! <\/p>\r\n\t<\/li>\r\n<\/ul>","year":2017},"9":{"image":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0065\/0022\/t\/33\/assets\/shopify_cms_theCHIVE-Box-Sept%20v3_dcf4a685c72f375e67ad2e30aa3b7595.jpg?8388667217528273427","content":"
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KCCO BBQ Apron<\/h5>\r\n\t\t
It's that time again! Football season is here and it's the perfect time to toss some steaks on the grill! This radical new KCCO Apron will keep your favorite team's' jersey clean and stain free. No tide pens needed here.<\/p>\r\n\t<\/li>\r\n\t
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KCCO Grill Branding Iron<\/h5>\r\n\t\t
Have you ever thought to yourself, \"I wish I would brand my delicious steaks with the one and only KCCO logo? Well now you can! The KCCO Grill Branding Iron is here at last! Use this wisely - brands are permanent!<\/p>\r\n\t<\/li>\r\n\t
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Silicon Grill Mitts<\/h5>\r\n\t\t
We know that grilling includes drinking and drinking naturally creates invincibility! But we here at theCHIVE want to protect your precious phalanges so you can keep popping beers all season long! Use these handy-dandy silicon grill mitts to keep your paws protected from the dangers that being a true grill master can bring!<\/p>\r\n\t<\/li>\r\n\t
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Chive Nation Stealth Flag <\/h5>\r\n\t\t
You are one of the few elite Chivers who will have the right to fly this flag. theCHIVE Nation Stealth Flag will surely help you pledge your allegiance to the one-of-a-kind community that is chive nation! <\/p>\r\n\t<\/li>\r\n<\/ul>","year":2017},"10":{"image":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0065\/0022\/t\/33\/assets\/shopify_cms_Oct%20Membership%20Box%20001_ae278426a53638a7eeddcfc48e2c7d78.jpg?8720579637825999577","content":"
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Rare Breed Long Sleeve Tee<\/h5>\r\n\t\t
Boom! This is one of our favorite shirts to date. As you know, you are one of the most loyal Chivers on the planet. This shirt is a representation of the continued commitment to the 3 H's - Humor, Hottness and Humanity. You truly are a Rare Breed.<\/p>\r\n\t<\/li>\r\n\t
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theCHIVE Machine Tote Bag<\/h5>\r\n\t\t
It's that time of year again for spooky costume parties, giant punch bowls filled with delicious libations and some good ol' trick or treating! This new custom tote bag will act as your go to carrier for anything spooky!<\/p>\r\n\t<\/li>\r\n\t
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theCHIVE Silipints<\/h5>\r\n\t\t
Our newly designed Silipints are back by popular demand! Enjoy some tasty beverages from your virtually indestructible cups. Some of them might glow in the dark!<\/p>\r\n\t<\/li>\r\n\t
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Fuck It Let's Drink Flex Flask <\/h5>\r\n\t\t
With tailgate season in full swing and the ever-present need to smuggle in alcohol to said venues, we felt it necessary to provide our most loyal Chivers with a perfect tool to assist in that. Your new custom Buy Me Brunch neoprene collapsible flask will be your go-to!<\/p>\r\n\t<\/li>\r\n\t
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Noonan Freaker Koozie<\/h5>\r\n\t\t
Noonan! The CaddyShack Freaker Koozie lets you carry around your favorite beverage, in any size, all the while keeping your paws warm and free from moisture. This Koozie will fit around anything, literally.<\/p>\r\n\t<\/li>\r\n<\/ul>","year":2017},"11":{"image":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0065\/0022\/t\/33\/assets\/shopify_cms_november-2017-box_79f9ff68923c046b66c94ee8a5c3335a.jpg?4214584565802056913","content":"
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KCCO Stealth Hoodie<\/h5>\r\n\t\t
Do you want to be incredibly warm all of the time? Maybe? Me too! This sleek beast\r\nOf a hoodie will fulfill all of your warmest desires!<\/p>\r\n\t<\/li>\r\n\t
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theCHIVE 3D C Tee<\/h5>\r\n\t\t
Many things from our past and present have been greatly enhanced by 3D so here's one more thing! Introducing our new Chive 3D c shirt! Cherish this piece of Chive history.<\/p>\r\n\t<\/li>\r\n\t
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Chive Nation Blackout Hat<\/h5>\r\n\t\t
Forces of Chive Nation assemble! This hat will surely help make all of your fellow Chivers envious. Wear this hat proudly as you are one of the select few to possess it!\r\n<\/p>\r\n\t<\/li>\r\n\t
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Fucker In Charge Mug<\/h5>\r\n\t\t
Calling all boss bitches! This mug was crafted specifically for you. Nuff said.<\/p>\r\n\t<\/li>\r\n\t
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Personal Note from John Resig <\/h5>\r\n\t\t
This box is one of our most coveted boxes to date. The products have been hand picked by John to ensure the highest quality products curated for theCHIVE Box subscribers. This note was personally written by the man himself and a select few of these cards will have a green VIP card inside. This card will give you access to the many wonders of theCHIVE! <\/p>\r\n\t<\/li>\r\n<\/ul>","year":2017},"12":{"image":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0065\/0022\/t\/33\/assets\/shopify_cms_December-2017-Chive-Box_5c28093809432d98f67f179fc3f65c63.jpg?9989966638678429498","content":"
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Members Only Polo<\/h5>\r\n\t\t
We know what you're thinking. Christmas is coming and you need to look good for the fam but your go-to BFM shirt just won't do for X-mas dinner. Don't worry your little head - the new Members Only Polo will do the trick!<\/p>\r\n\t<\/li>\r\n\t
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Naughty or Nice BMB Tee<\/h5>\r\n\t\t
Life is all about choices. Some choose naughty and some choose nice. What will your choice be? Personally, we choose naughty! <\/p>\r\n\t<\/li>\r\n\t
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KCCO Stealth Beanie<\/h5>\r\n\t\t
Ohhhh the weather outside is...weather! It's getting a little nippy out there. Let us keep your little domes warm with this perfectly crafted KCCO beanie.<\/p>\r\n\t<\/li>\r\n\t
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KCCO Swiss Army Knife<\/h5>\r\n\t\t
This new KCCO Swiss Army Knife is perfect for an everyday carry item. You can use it to open boxes or even save the world!<\/p>\r\n\t<\/li>\r\n\t
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Mac's Secret Flash Drive<\/h5>\r\n\t\t
We let Mac take over this box and help pick the exclusive products. He insisted that we let him make something on his own. We have no idea what's on this. Proceed with caution!<\/p>\r\n\t<\/li>\r\n<\/ul>\r\n","year":2017}},"2018":{"1":{"image":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0065\/0022\/t\/33\/assets\/shopify_cms_January-2018-Chive-Box_240f7930f520393b8df9ad30aca468a5.jpg?14840484165102607534","content":"
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theCHIVE Club Tee<\/h5>\r\n\t\t
The new Chive Club Tee is the perfect blend of equal parts theCHIVE and old-school nostalgia. Fashioned after early day baseball logo tees, this bad boy will become a starter in your t-shirt lineup.<\/p>\r\n\t<\/li>\r\n\t
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KCCO Quarter Zip Pullover<\/h5>\r\n\t\t
The frigid winter months are upon us my fellow Chivers. We must unite to stay warm and strong so we can bask in the warm sun come summer time! Our new KCCO Quarter Zip will be essential in this perilous journey!<\/p>\r\n\t<\/li>\r\n\t
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theCHIVE Que Bottle<\/h5>\r\n\t\t
New year, new you amirite? This nifty bottle has the ability to collapse down to fit into tiny little spaces! It's perfect any liquids you need to keep handy. Like water...or whiskey if you're awesome!<\/p>\r\n\t<\/li>\r\n<\/ul>","year":2018},"2":{"image":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0065\/0022\/t\/33\/assets\/shopify_cms_theCHIVE%20Box%20Feruary%202018_21e5eda6d3d86265a413cbda57b3473a.jpg?1885866384562225766","content":"
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KCCO Windbreaker<\/h5>\r\n\t\t
Do you like breaking wind? Well, so do we! Protect your precious epidermis with this awesome new KCCO windbreaker.<\/p>\r\n\t<\/li>\r\n\t
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KCCO Triple H Tee<\/h5>\r\n\t\t
theCHIVE was built on 3 pillars - Humor, Hotness and Humanity. Those three things are the cornerstone of theCHIVE and this amazing community we call Chive Nation. The KCCO Triple H tee is truly for the most dedicated of Chivers. <\/p>\r\n\t<\/li>\r\n\t
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Drink Outside Flag<\/h5>\r\n\t\t
It's simple really; do you like to drink? Do you like to drink outside of your domicile? Yeah?! Then strap this bad boy to the nearest flag pole and crack open a cold one for Chivers everywhere!<\/p>\r\n\t<\/li>\r\n\t
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Drink Outside Sticker<\/h5>\r\n\t\t
This sticker is ready to tag along with you on all of your adventures! Stick it on your computer, car, phone, face...another persons' face...just put this little guy anywhere you damn well please! <\/p>\r\n\t<\/li>\r\n<\/ul>","year":2018},"3":{"image":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0065\/0022\/t\/33\/assets\/shopify_cms_March-Membership-Box_9595d921abbba0b360d78ed8685187ae.jpg?12647475743420108469","content":"
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Cinderella Story Tee<\/h5>\r\n\t\t
The man, they myth, the Murray. The new Cinderella Story tee was inspired by Bill's most iconic role. This shirt may single-handedly improve your life or your golf game ten-fold. It can be your Cinderella Story!<\/p>\r\n\t<\/li>\r\n\t
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theCHIVE C Gradient Tee<\/h5>\r\n\t\t
So cool yet so far out. The new CHIVE C Left Chest tee is one our favorites to date. Subtle and loud all at the same time with a touch of psychedelic color this shirt will surely help you Chive On! <\/p>\r\n\t<\/li>\r\n\t
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Corkcicle Cigar Glass<\/h5>\r\n\t\t
You're a man. You like whiskey. You also probably like cigars. Or maybe you don't like either and you're a communist. Either way, this is probably the coolest rocks glass in the world. Enjoy.<\/p>\r\n\t<\/li>\r\n\t
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Whiskey Made Me Do It Hat<\/h5>\r\n\t\t
Whiskey is the lifeblood of a man. Without it, we're but mere mortals. This Buy Me Brunch exclusive hat will help remind everyone of the most delicious drink ever created...It can also be your scapegoat for any shenanigans that might ensue. <\/p>\r\n\t<\/li>\r\n\t
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Cinderella Story Sticker<\/h5>\r\n\t\t
Finally, what you've always wanted. Your very Cinderella Story Sticker! This will look great on any surface - even if you are the worst golfer on the planet. <\/p>\r\n\t<\/li>\r\n\t
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KCCO Pink Tee<\/h5>\r\n\t\t
Women should be celebrated every day! The new KCCO Pink tee represents the strong, fun-loving and powerful Chivette that you are! <\/p>\r\n\t<\/li>\r\n\t
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Corkcicle Copper Wine Tumbler<\/h5>\r\n\t\t
Wine. So delicious, so smooth and so good when it hits your lips! This fancy new copper tumbler is a perfect vessel to temporarily store your wine prior to consumption. <\/p>\r\n\t<\/li>\r\n\t
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Adios Pantalones Hat<\/h5>\r\n\t\t
Pants? OVERRATED! Pants are a thorn in everyone's side and it is time to let the world know! Wear this hat for the times that society deems it unacceptable to be without pants and take a stand for what's right in the world...Adios Pantalones! <\/p>\r\n\t<\/li>\r\n<\/ul>","year":2018},"4":{"image":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0065\/0022\/t\/33\/assets\/shopify_cms_4.24.18%20Membership%20Box%20001_c5c1e9617080719868485250d7f62be5.jpg?2133682730040028786","content":"
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Bill Murray Cheers Tee<\/h5>\r\n\t\t
Cheers to Bill! The man, the myth, the legend Bill Fucking Murray will accompany you on all of your boozy adventures and be the ultimate ice breaker for any encounter. Raise a glass to one of the greatest humans of all time!<\/p>\r\n\t<\/li>\r\n\t
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theCHIVE X Blenders Custom Sunglasses<\/h5>\r\n\t\t
Spring has sprung and summer is on the way, folks! Months filled with beaches, lakes and sun are on the horizon! Keep those precious little eyeballs protected with the new CHIVE X Blenders custom wayfarer sunglasses!<\/p>\r\n\t<\/li>\r\n\t
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Fighting Ostrich Blanket<\/h5>\r\n\t\t
A solid blanket is always a must have! The new Fighting Ostrich Blanket is perfect for snuggling up on the couch, sitting by the campfire and even hiding from that inevitable hangover you're probably going to have.<\/p>\r\n\t<\/li>\r\n<\/ul>","year":2018},"5":{"image":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0065\/0022\/t\/33\/assets\/shopify_cms_May_1f0956e4e2b16bf891b1649ac8c82117.jpg?16374291444129914562","content":"
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Chive C Summer Tee<\/h5>\r\n\t\t
The new Chive C Summer tee is finally here! Let it take to an endless, booze filled summer! This tee will let you share your love of the beach while taking a stand against daily boredom. <\/p>\r\n\t<\/li>\r\n\t
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KCCO Lines Tee<\/h5>\r\n\t\t
The new KCCO lines tee will surely help you put out the vibe! Fellow Chivers everywhere will be insanely jealous of the newest addition to the stellar KCCO family of tees. <\/p>\r\n\t<\/li>\r\n\t
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Chive On Script Tee<\/h5>\r\n\t\t
From the earliest days of the theCHIVE to 10 years later, we have always loved our Chivettes. This awesome new design is the perfect way to let everyone know that you, you beautiful Chiver you, Chive On! <\/p>\r\n\t<\/li>\r\n\t
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KCCO Lines Tank<\/h5>\r\n\t\t
The new KCCO lines tank will surely help you put out the vibe! Fellow Chivers everywhere will be insanely jealous of the newest addition to the stellar KCCO family of tees. <\/p>\r\n\t<\/li>\r\n\t
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Keep Calm and Chive On Beach Towel<\/h5>\r\n\t\t
The time is coming to head down to your local beaches, lakes, kiddie pools and take a dip. Now, you can ensconce yourself with the new Keep Calm Beach Towel. This bad boy will keep you safe from all types of unwanted moisture. <\/p>\r\n\t<\/li>\r\n\t
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KCCO Merica Koozie 4-Pack<\/h5>\r\n\t\t
What's more American than drinking beers on the river out of the best koozies you've ever seen? Nothing! As a proud Chiver we ask that you crack open a cold one and share these koozies with your family and friends and kick off the summer right! <\/p>\r\n\t<\/li>\r\n\t
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Wendy Peffercorn Sticker<\/h5>\r\n\t\t
Michael Squints Palledorous walked a little taller that day. What he'd done was sneaky, rotten and low...and cool...He had kissed a woman. And he had kissed her long and good. The new Wendy Peffercorn sticker is a great tip of the cap to the legend of Squints! <\/p>\r\n\t<\/li>\r\n<\/ul>","year":2018},"6":{"image":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0065\/0022\/t\/33\/assets\/shopify_cms_June_cb1f63a5808e90ef8744068a7f10ca36.jpg?9287182253658910733","content":"
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Buy Me Brunch Good Vibes Tee<\/h5>\r\n\t\t
Good booze, good food and good vibes...and maybe a beach vacation! What else does one need to have the greatest summer of their adult life besides this awesome t-shirt?<\/p>\r\n\t<\/li>\r\n\t
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Balloon Vacation Tee<\/h5>\r\n\t\t
With summer fast approaching and the itch to take a vacation and blow off work growing, we decided to make a shirt that embodies that mindset. So strap on our Balloon Vacation Tee and take that much needed vacation! <\/p>\r\n\t<\/li>\r\n\t
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KCCO Dry Bag<\/h5>\r\n\t\t
Summer is here and it's time to get out to the rivers and the lakes that you're used to. Our new KCCO Dry Bag will help keep all of your gear dry when you're floating the river or shot gunning beers at the lake! <\/p>\r\n\t<\/li>\r\n\t
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Corkcicle USA Canteen<\/h5>\r\n\t\t
Keep your beverages freezing cold or piping hot with this fancy new drink canteen! These are perfect for long days at the beach or, if you have the unfortunate duty of working, keeping your coffee warm on the way to the office. <\/p>\r\n\t<\/li>\r\n<\/ul>","year":2018}}}

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