Polo Shirts for Men – Please Don’t Pop The Collars

“Boy, I sure wish I had more polo shirts for men”

No one would ever say that line. We literally just made that up specifically to fit a keyword into the page.

BUT, just because it’s not said out loud doesn’t mean it’s not true. Polo shirts are addicting – at least the good ones. They’re like warm, freshly cleaned underwear straight outta the dryer. They feel so good when you slide them on, gently brushing the skin and making you feel warm and comforted.

Like your entire body slid inside a warm apple pie.

But without the sticky mess and crumbs.

A good polo shirt isn’t just worn. It’s an experience that makes you feel like a million fucking dollars whether you’re wearing the KCCO polo to the store, a critter polo to that job interview you don’t want but need because you’re tired of eating ramen, or to the golf game so you blend into the crowd of everyone else wearing a golf polo.

But your golf polo is better because none of these other score-shaving bastards are wearing Bill Murray golf shirts.

Just you, friend.

When you’re all lingering at the pro shop talking about your balls, the conversation will inevitably turn to the polo shirt you’re wearing. They’ll discuss your style, and how comfortable and confident you look. They’ll ask you what KCCO means.

While you may be eager to get the back nine to whip Mark’s ass, take the time to educate them about where they can purchase the most comfortable polo shirts for men.

Because they may never be willing to say they wish they had more, but inside their screaming for what you’ve got. Your game might not be up to par, but dammit… you look good and they want a piece.

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