Funny St. Patrick's Day Shirts and Apparel

St. Patrick's Day Apparel To Get You Through Your Drunken Shenanigans

St. Paddy’s day is a sacred time of year. It’s that one glorious day where we get to spend hours with friends consuming copious amounts of tasty cold beverages huddled around our favorite pub.

…alright, so that’s basically like every other day. It’s the traditions that make the holiday really epic; the beer cleverly dyed green along with the rivers, and the hair, and the skin that’s been painted. Let's not forget the St Patricks Day tee shirts!

Pretty much everything is fucking green.

Of course, we’re not complaining. Green is our thing here at the chive, which makes it more our holiday than anyone else’s but we’ll gladly provide the gear to celebrate.

Honestly, no one needs another reason to drink. We’re gonna do it anyway, and we’re gonna look good while we’re doing it. This time of year, Chive Nation is gathering together to get shit faced and make some epic memories.

There will probably be boobs involved, and a run of a bad decisions, but at least when it comes time to find your clothes it’ll be super easy to find yours.

AND, if you’re one of the few who manage to keep your clothes on for the duration of the holiday you can stand upon the pile of fallen comrades who couldn’t hang. From your position as king, or queen, you can raise your black and green KCCO flag and claim victory.

It’s one more St Paddy’s down, which means it’s time to start prepping for next year. Now is the time to order your St Patrick’s day apparel.

Because there’s no way in hell you’ll be the only one not wearing green, and you’ll lay the smack down on anyone coming at you with pinches.