Chive Tees – Your Wardrobe’s Best Instinct Purchase

Some shirts inspire. Ours don't. Welcome to the Chive Tees Collection—a dangerously comfortable lineup of funny t-shirts, graphic tees, and pop culture gear that exists solely to help you get away with being… you.

We’re talking tees that work for beer pong tournaments, awkward family dinners, and the kind of Monday mornings that require sunglasses indoors. They’re soft enough to nap in, bold enough to offend your neighbor’s HOA, and versatile enough to wear three days in a row without anyone questioning it (probably).

Want to spark a bar conversation? Easy. Need something that distracts from the fact you haven’t shaved in a week? Done. Feel like letting your shirt do the talking because your hangover won’t? We got you.

These aren’t just shirts—they’re co-conspirators. The type that encourage one more drink, one more bad idea, and maybe one more story you can’t tell at work. And sure, they also happen to look great… but mostly, they’re here for the trouble.

So grab a Chive Tee, throw it on, and go make today just a little less boring. The world needs more people who aren’t afraid to show up in a shirt that says exactly what everyone else is thinking.

Chive on—and remember: it’s only a “poor life choice” if you get caught.