Are you 35? Divorced? Looks like you’re missing one other thing. A van down by the river. Sadly we don’t have one we can just give you, but we’ve got something much better.
Introducing the second iteration of our Chris Farley coin. The Chris Farley Down By The River Coin is master-crafted from solid gold, these coins are more than just a collector's item: they are art. Secure your investment today, and watch the value of your precious metal coin grow for years to come. No matter how crazy the world gets, with a Chris Farley coin in your pocket you'll stay lucky and laughing through it all.
GOLD AND SILVER COINS ACHIEVE ENTRANCE TO THE CHIVE HQ FOR LIFE AND THE GOLD, SILVER, AND BLACK DINNER.
Limited Edition of 10
Hand-signed Certificate of Authenticity by Kevin Farley and John Resig
Weight: 1 oz
Grade: .9999 Fine Gold
Diameter: 32 mm
IMPORTANT NOTE: Please allow 6-8 weeks for coins to ship. Due to the Limited Edition nature of these coins, ALL SALES ARE FINAL. NO RETURNS.