Well, la-dee-freakin-da! It’s time to hold onto your pants and shut your flanholes! Your favorite motivational speaker is taking a trip to the North Pole to bring you some holiday cheer. Introducing the Farley Elf 1/100th oz Gold Bar.
Are you 35? Divorced? Looks like you’re missing one other thing. A van down by the river. Sadly we don’t have a van we can just give you, but fortunately we have this World’s Smallest Gold Bar.