Enter that magical place where yesterday's meatloaf is today's sloppy joes, there are navy beans galore, and the chop suey kicks you right in the head. And while you're there, pick up a Foley Lunch Lady 1/100th oz Gold Bar.
Are you 35? Divorced? Looks like you’re missing one other thing. A van down by the river. Sadly we don’t have a van we can just give you, but fortunately we have this World’s Smallest Gold Bar.