Yesterday was National Bikini Day and we were all so hungover from the 4th of July that we missed it!
Noooooooooooooo *gasp* ooooooooooooooooo!
Here's a picture of a hot girl in our bikini anyway.
Now that that's been handled, there are still plenty of very important holidays in the month of July to celebrate!
Let's get cracking.
July 7 is National Tell the Truth Day
No lie: This Thursday is National Tell the Truth Day... and it fucking sucks! Just kidding. Because you have to tell the truth all day, you should totally blame your newfound honesty on alcohol.
Our black-on-black Whiskey Made Me Do It is the perfect excuse!
July 8 is Be a Kid Again Day
Get back in the spirit of never having bills, responsibilities or to wait in line at the fucking DMV for your driver's license to be renewed. Eat some Pixie Sticks, cuss out your mom, and watch some fuckin' cartoons! Our No Filter T-shirt has just the right feel to bring back The Nostalgic Feelz.
(Not surprisingly, July 8 is also Video Game Day!)
July 10 is Don't Step On a Bee Day
It's also, National Obvious Advice day. This advice also includes: Don't shake a hornet's nest; don't eat an angry wasp; and don't inject bee venom directly in the webbing between your toes.
July 11 is National Mojito Day
There's never been a better way to get wasted and keep your breath minty-fresh. Just ask James Bond. (And if you can, name the movie where Bond is slamming back one of these most-refreshing of beverages.)
July 14 is Shark Awareness Day
Left Shark won't ever forget you. And you should never forget him. Whether you're a fan of Jaws, of Shark Week, or of just not getting your shit bitten by a Tiger Shark, this day is a good day to be reminded that the ocean can fuck your shit up. Or, to get in on a Snack Attack tee or these no-so-shark-proof shark-proof socks.
July 17 is World Emoji Day
Shit happens. Emoji lives on forever. :|
July 20 is Moon Day!
No, not THAT MOON. This is a special day dedicated to the reason life pretty much exists on earth. Fly into outerspace with our KCCO Cosmos shirt! Or, just get so high you feel like you're ON THE MOON.
July 21 is National Junk Food Day
Celebrate this amazing holiday with Twinkies, Ho-hos, and by demanding people feed you the absolute best junk food on the planet! Also, by maybe running a lap or two.
July 24 is National Tequila Day(!!!!!!!!!)
Ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod. If you're as excited to get blackout as we are here, you'll love Buy Me Brunch's Tequila Es Mi Amigo shirt for this Best Holiday Ever. Legend holds that on this fateful day, you do as many shots as you can while washing them down with a margarita. Now that's how you celebrate.