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Margo Tee

Margo Tee

$32.00 USD
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Bye Buddy Tee

Bye Buddy Tee

$35.00 USD
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Good News Tee

Good News Tee

$35.00 USD
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Holy Shit Tee

Holy Shit Tee

$35.00 USD

Christmas Collection – Festive Enough to Pass, Funny Enough to Remember

Ah, the holidays. That magical time of year when the air is filled with cheer, your family group text is filled with passive-aggressive comments, and you’re somehow always the one stuck bringing “the salad.” Lucky for you, The Chivery’s Holiday Collection is here to make things a little less… wholesome.

We’ve got funny Christmas shirts, novelty holiday sweaters, and Chive holiday apparel for every seasonal situation—whether you’re stuck at an office party you didn’t want to attend, hosting a “festive” gathering for people who can’t agree on politics, or just trying to outdo your cousin in the annual ugly sweater competition.

Sure, you could wear something classy, but why bother? Our gear is made for comfort, laughs, and just enough holiday spirit to make it past Grandma without a lecture (results not guaranteed).

Need something for the holiday bar crawl? Done. Want a shirt that makes your in-laws question your life choices? We’ve got that too. From jolly to just-this-side-of-questionable, our holiday shirts, sweaters, and accessories will keep you looking good while you’re pretending to enjoy fruitcake.

So go ahead—embrace the chaos, sip the spiked eggnog, and throw on something that actually makes the season fun.

Don't shoot your eye out making mimosas at 5:30 AM.  Ho-Ho-Ho

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