Well, la-dee-freakin-da! It's time to hold onto your pants and shut your flanholes! SNL's Motivational Speaker Matt Foley, played by none other than Lejund Chris Farley, is coming to a T-shirt near you and we couldn't be any more inspired.
This amazingly designed tee will provide just the right amount of ambition in you, particularly if you're 35, thrice divorced and living in a VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!
Custom cut and sewn to deliver a premium quality fit. Not too big or small, just right.
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors. Tumble dry low heat or lay flat to dry. Medium heat iron. Do not iron on design.
50% cotton/ 50% polyester ultra soft knit fabric. durable 3/4" ribbed neck. taped seam shoulder to shoulder. double needle sleeve and bottom hem.
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